Four items for the price of four!
Mar. 15th, 2011 11:58 amThere.
Off in the distance, kicking up sand as it rides towards us.
Holy shit, it's another SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
And hell is riding with it.
We, uh...we recorded this a couple of weeks ago.
We’ve been busy.
Anyway, this SYDHT has MRE pears and canned blood sausage and larvets and king top shell.
"But benjamin," I hear you ask, "what’s king top shell?"
Screw you. I wasn’t told, so you won’t get told. All I knew was that it made me think of this dollar store toy I got in Houston:
In any event, it was only a matter of time until I said "in any event."
This is King Top Shell:
It has MSG in it. Remember when they said that was bad for us?
This is Nadja parboiling it. Or rather, this is it being parboiled by Nadja. Wevs.
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Man, if there’s one thing I like my intestines to be filled with, it’s blood.
Sausage Kitchen sounds like gay cooking porn.
Pears are Nature’s MREs.
For when you just can’t wait to eat it as a bug…
Man, my camera has some weird wide-angle lens distortion stuff sometimes.
RIGHT! VIDEO!
As usual, when being recorded, my Tourette's decides to express itself as "bunny nose" and nonstop fidgeting:
So there you have it. Kinda, yes, no, no.
Here's a link to a page that talks about king top shell.
Here are some links to other places I live online:
Facebook / Flickr / Twitter / Tumblr / Last.fm / YouTube / LibraryThing
Now go home. Go home to your bloody gophers.
Love,
benjamin sTone
Stone Robot Enterprises
Cat on a warm black shirt
Jan. 29th, 2009 03:19 pmAt least somebody gets to use my desk:
In theory it'll be clean soon.
Wanna know more about the comic with the dude caressing the dinosaur?
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Sep. 12th, 2008 09:49 amA)
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subliminal_vs requested, for my Photos of my Life series, "a picture of you and your cat doing the Curly Shuffle".
Immediately after this photo was taken, your humble narrator was relieved of his right eye and his left hand.
B) For my latest Hero A Day drawing,
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esmio06 wanted me to draw "the answer man that told us abuot that book from Pablo with all the free government monies".
It ended up looking like I attached, to Matthew Lesko's body, the head of the main Nazi vampire dude from Hellsing:
C) Finally,
iconotrast was not happy that he left out my glasses for his first drawing of me as the Internet Monkey King, so he did a follow-up:
There you go, that should be enough to keep you entertained.
Smooches, my little monkeys.
Love,
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Aug. 22nd, 2008 10:56 amAnyway, she is a Maine Coon cat, who often do what she is doing in this video.
The video is of Isis, not just any Maine Coon cat.
Thought I should make that clear.
...
Anyway...
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Oct. 18th, 2007 08:03 am
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Aug. 27th, 2007 07:11 amKinda.
See, I had these in the cupboard for a while. Then
chuckdawg and sarahsam were over one night, and I decided to have witnesses to their consumption.And then I peer-pressured
chuckdawg into eating one. Many photos were taken, but that's where the suck part comes in.Somehow, in my infinite dumbness, I managed to delete the initial photos of me eating them.
As such, the beginning of this photostravaganza is chuckdawg doing his part, then me eating them again after we...
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eyeslikesugar, it seems that I had a hard time narrowing three of your FIVE QUESTIONS down to a single answer. That having been said, I really liked them.----------------------------------------------------------
Wow, that’s a fucking tough one, but I’m gonna have to go with three, sorry.
H.P. Lovecraft: Yeah, I’d read some Stephen King, but when I got to this crazy motherfucker, and realized that horror didn’t have to involve slicing up eyeballs, and that just describing a place could scare the poop out of me? Changed forever.
Daniel Pinkwater: Especially Lizard Music. Wow. I wanted that to be my life. I’m still trying.
2) What comic book/series/character/etc has influenced you the most in your life and why?
Dr. Strange was the first comic character where I thought “Wow. This is a great story, and he’s so fucking cool, and he looks so fucking cool, and this is some crazy fucking surreal-ass shit right here. He remain one of my faves, but influence?
Influence would be Grant Morrison's The Invisibles. Mind-shifting, thought-provoking, you-gotta-read-it-to-understand. Interesting that these two are ones that both deal with magic and completely non-traditional mindsets.
Wow, that’s tough, as I’ve had a
4) Favourite snack food?
I don’t really have a favorite. Some things I love to snack on: wasabi peas, beans, tuna, kimchi, corn. Yeah, I’m weird.
5) If you could invite all of your LJ/internet/irl friends to a party, and they all could go.. where in the world would it be held at? What would happen? And would hilarity ensue?
We would hold it in the TARDIS.
We would love life like tomorrow never comes.
Hilarity would be guaranteed, money back if you’re not satisfied.
What would happen would change the world.
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May. 23rd, 2007 03:50 pmNo envelope, no return address, no note, no nothing. Just sitting in there.
Do I throw it away because it might be poisoned with anthrax?
Of course not! I'm stupid! (Please cross-reference The Mallow Burger Incident)
THE MIGHTY CLAM JERKY EXPERIMENT OF 2007
; or, I Do These Things So You Don't Have To
First, we prepare to open the bag...
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Apr. 22nd, 2007 11:05 pmIn the mean time, my cat is geeking out:
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Dec. 11th, 2006 08:02 pmcity_of_dis!!!I made you a picture.
*SMOOCHES*
benjamin
Who's kinda slow, but insists that if people aren't reading your LJ, then they're made of stupid-nuts
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Jun. 27th, 2006 02:32 pm
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Photo DUMP!
Mar. 31st, 2006 02:21 pm
Life with no arms and three heads must be trying sometimes...
( MORE MORE MORE! And not just toys reading books... )
benjamin
Isis Contemplates Her Side Job
Feb. 10th, 2006 01:42 pm
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Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life is rocking my balls right now. It's by Bryan Lee O'Malley, and it's full of the awesome.
I mean, here's the description from Oni Press's website:
"Scott Pilgrim's life is totally sweet. He's 23 years old, in a rock band, "between jobs," AND dating a cute high school girl. Everything's fantastic until a seriously mind-blowing, dangerously fashionable, rollerblading delivery girl named Ramona Flowers starts cruising through his dreams and sailing by him at parties. Will Scott's awesome life get turned upside-down? Will he have to face Ramona's seven evil ex-boyfriends in battle? Short answer: yes. Long answer: SCOTT PILGRIM, VOLUME 1."
Any book that has the following scenario NEEDS TO BE READ BY YOU:
(Scott Pilgrim has just had to interrupt his rock band's set to fight some dude named Mr. Patel, who has come screaming from the sky and taken SIXTY-FOUR hits from Scott and is STILL STANDING!!!)
PATEL: So, Pilgrim, you're as good as they say.
SCOTT: Who the hell are you anyway?
PATEL: My name is Matthew Patel...and I'm Ramona's first evil boyfriend. [punch]
SCOTT: You're fighting me because of Ramona? [block]
PATEL: Yes! Didn't you get my e-mail and letter explaining the situation? [kick]
SCOTT: I...skimmed them...? [dodge]
PATEL: I delivered that letter personally, in the middle of a blizzard! YOU'LL PAY!!
SCOTT: What's with your outfit, anyway? Are you a pirate?
PATEL: P...Pirates are in this year!!
Click on the picture of Isis to get to the OniPress website and BUY THE HELL OUT OF THIS. Vol.2 is also out, and v.3 is out soon...
benjamin
