Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

ISIS LOVES SCOTT PILGRIM SO MUCH THAT WHEN HE POINTS HIS FINGER AT HER NOSE, SHE RUBS HER SCENT UP AGAINST HIM.



Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life is rocking my balls right now. It's by Bryan Lee O'Malley, and it's full of the awesome.

I mean, here's the description from Oni Press's website:

"Scott Pilgrim's life is totally sweet. He's 23 years old, in a rock band, "between jobs," AND dating a cute high school girl. Everything's fantastic until a seriously mind-blowing, dangerously fashionable, rollerblading delivery girl named Ramona Flowers starts cruising through his dreams and sailing by him at parties. Will Scott's awesome life get turned upside-down? Will he have to face Ramona's seven evil ex-boyfriends in battle? Short answer: yes. Long answer: SCOTT PILGRIM, VOLUME 1."

Any book that has the following scenario NEEDS TO BE READ BY YOU:

(Scott Pilgrim has just had to interrupt his rock band's set to fight some dude named Mr. Patel, who has come screaming from the sky and taken SIXTY-FOUR hits from Scott and is STILL STANDING!!!)

PATEL: So, Pilgrim, you're as good as they say.
SCOTT: Who the hell are you anyway?
PATEL: My name is Matthew Patel...and I'm Ramona's first evil boyfriend. [punch]
SCOTT: You're fighting me because of Ramona? [block]
PATEL: Yes! Didn't you get my e-mail and letter explaining the situation? [kick]
SCOTT: I...skimmed them...? [dodge]
PATEL: I delivered that letter personally, in the middle of a blizzard! YOU'LL PAY!!
SCOTT: What's with your outfit, anyway? Are you a pirate?
PATEL: P...Pirates are in this year!!

Click on the picture of Isis to get to the OniPress website and BUY THE HELL OUT OF THIS. Vol.2 is also out, and v.3 is out soon...

benjamin