I getted a new phone.

If you're a person that ever calls me, message me a picture of you that I can have pop up when you call.

I love that shit.

XXXXXXXXXX

b
benchilada: (Automat)
I've said it before, I'll say it again:

Your love rusts.

I swear, my face is not as swollen as it looks in this picture. Seriously, what the hell?


Thas it, kids.

*smooches*

benjamin
I am becoming famous on The Interwebs.

Proof, you ask?
Apostle [livejournal.com profile] amyrose2021 made this for me, blessed may she be by lots of stuff:



Spread the word, my monkeys.
Spread MY word.
Bring more people to my LJ the flock.

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To the surprise of nobody, I was a very strange 13 year-old.

I used to send off, using The Address Book, for autographed photos.

Ones like this:



Five more here...including my absolute favorite... )
TWO PICTURES FOR YOU!!!

I'M A JUICE BOX!!!

Juice box hole in my arm for blood



And for the truly geeky amongst you; "Ain't no way in HELL this is gonna work..."

"This is never goig to work, Skeletor."

"I'm complaining to my Union..."


Yep.

I'm The Omnigeek.

benjamin
For [livejournal.com profile] rude_cutlet:

At the Undergraduate Library at the University of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign (fifth largest public library in the nation):



b
I don't care if you can't draw or take shitty pictures.

I want people's impressions of what Sir Reginald looks like.

Steal photos from online, photoshop things, draw a drawing.

Gimme gimme gimme.

b
"You tell anybody about this and I'll gut you like a...oh, fuck off!"

Aquaman doesn't want to hear word one out of you

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