Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Oh...

Oh hell no...

Did I do something...SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO?!




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As she stared into the blinding sky, she was secretly happy that the nations of the world had refused her demands.

Sure, it meant that the planet she eventually ruled would be a nightmarish radioactive wasteland, but at least this way she knew that her Brutal Laser of Truth actually worked...



EDIT: Flickr keeps saying that the photo is unavailable. If you don't see it above, then click here.

sarahsam claims that she and I had an impromptu picnic lunch yesterday.

DO YOU BELIEVE HER?

So, it's pretty fucking fun to get packages in the mailbox addressed only to "Benchilada, 712 S. Anderson, Urbana, IL, 61801."

It's even more funner when the package comes from the lovely pairing of pure_doxyk and riotmod.

I forgetted to take a photo of the card they included, but it was essentially:

1) Observe
2) Phear
3) Eat
4) Take Photos
5) Entertain Us

So, here's what were as to be in it:



Hello Kitty. Apple Marshmallow. Apple Jelly Inside. With an illustration that looks like a cross-section of a hard-boiled egg.

Oh. Oh HELLS yeah.

So, I got this package right before chuckdawg and sarahsam came by for dinner, so we made it my second ever group version of So You Don't Have To.

Don't worry, the next one will be another solo adventure, with a gift I got from from his_hamstress.

Also, for some reason, I was an idiot and deleted the first photo of me pointing at the egg, speared as it was on a dainty cocktail fork. So be it.

In any event...


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Well, okay, this installment of So You Don't Have To actually took place two months ago, but I've finally gotten the photos in gear.

Kinda.



See, I had these in the cupboard for a while. Then chuckdawg  and sarahsam  were over one night, and I decided to have witnesses to their consumption.

And then I peer-pressured chuckdawg  into eating one. Many photos were taken, but that's where the suck part comes in.

Somehow, in my infinite dumbness, I managed to delete the initial photos of me eating them.

As such, the beginning of this photostravaganza is chuckdawg doing his part, then me eating them again after we...

  

Via sarahsam:

500 Impressions in 2 minutes. Funny as fucking hell.

Drew another Hero/Villain.

This guy's kinda both, and nobody requested him. I just drew him on Monday night after sarahsam and chuckdawg and Sara and I whupped on each other playing the Japanese import version of RIVAL SCHOOLS: Burning Justice Academy (aka PROJECT JUSTICE). I drew him with no reference whatsoever, and if you look at what he really looks like, it shows.



 
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What the hell is going on here?



( Hmmmm... )

FOR THE RECORD:

Doctor Who Night 2 was full of rocktacular.

Homemade macaroni was had, as was baked asparagus with sesame oil and almond slivers. And cheese sticks. And cookies.

el_jake swung by briefly before a night of BUSTING HEADS with the C-U police, then Molly played Scrabble with Sara while
sarahsam and I got to work on her seeing Season Two.

All of it.
In one night.

I think we watched two episodes before Molly went home and Sara fell asleep.

Many breaks for hummus and pita and coffee later, we finished...somewhere in the 10am area.
Her emotional response to the last two episodes was exactly the same as mine had been.

Better fun cannot be had than staying up all night with a friend to watch 14 episodes of great sci-fi.

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I was cold:



My car was cold:



But Izumi Noah warmed up:


Also, I had steamed buns, but she did not because she doesn't eat dead meats.
Only sad dead vegetables that just wanted to be with their families and live a simple life.