Welcome to the latest video edition of So You Don't Have To.
So, let me apologize, first, to![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fairyarmadillo.
You see, she sent me today's So You Don't Have To via the post, in a box with an ice-pack and insulating stuff and everything.
And then, in the video, I go and call her Nadja Herreshoff. Because that used to be her name.
It isn't anymore, though, 'cause she got married, so her last name is now Robot.
Nadja Robot, married to Will Robot.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, I fucking love my friends, which is why I'm sorry I used the wrong name, Ms. Blu.
In any event, she sent me a Tube Of Aryan Boy.
Swedish Aryan Boy.
Oh, wait.
It's a tube of fish roe and cream cheese. That's still cool. I mean, that's cool, but it's still in a tube which simultaneously adds and subtracts 177 cool points. Who thinks, "You know what would make our cream cheese spread better? No spray can, that's been done. How about a TUBE?! And we'll add FISH EGGS!" Apparently the Swedes.
But, as you can see by...the ingredients...
...
TL;DR
Let's get the to meat...errr...unborn fish of the matter.
As usual, watch for Tourette's Special Moves, including: The Flapping Arm Wing Thing (Up Up B A Down/Quarter-turn right) and the Nose Scrunch (Left Trigger).
And there you have it.
The verdict? Delicious. Would be tastier on stronger-flavored crackers (I had rice crackers) but quite good. And salty. Great for a cheese plate, great for a quick snack, great for helpingprevent cause tartar.
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So, let me apologize, first, to
fairyarmadillo.You see, she sent me today's So You Don't Have To via the post, in a box with an ice-pack and insulating stuff and everything.
And then, in the video, I go and call her Nadja Herreshoff. Because that used to be her name.
It isn't anymore, though, 'cause she got married, so her last name is now Robot.
Nadja Robot, married to Will Robot.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, I fucking love my friends, which is why I'm sorry I used the wrong name, Ms. Blu.
In any event, she sent me a Tube Of Aryan Boy.
Swedish Aryan Boy.
Oh, wait.
It's a tube of fish roe and cream cheese. That's still cool. I mean, that's cool, but it's still in a tube which simultaneously adds and subtracts 177 cool points. Who thinks, "You know what would make our cream cheese spread better? No spray can, that's been done. How about a TUBE?! And we'll add FISH EGGS!" Apparently the Swedes.
But, as you can see by...the ingredients...
...
TL;DR
Let's get the to meat...errr...unborn fish of the matter.
As usual, watch for Tourette's Special Moves, including: The Flapping Arm Wing Thing (Up Up B A Down/Quarter-turn right) and the Nose Scrunch (Left Trigger).
And there you have it.
The verdict? Delicious. Would be tastier on stronger-flavored crackers (I had rice crackers) but quite good. And salty. Great for a cheese plate, great for a quick snack, great for helping
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Oct. 5th, 2007 07:50 amLast night we ventured away from Southeast Asia food for our latest installment of SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO, into another strange country where English is not the native language.
Namely, Dollar General.
That kid looks...what's the politically correct term for "both inbred and stoned?"
And man, those white flecks shown in the art? I hope those aren't actually present.
What, I blurred-out the ingredients? Why would I do that? Also, that's a lot of sodium...that's 38% of your DV in one tiny can.
Inspected by Your Mom.
Okay, you're going to see some more Fuckbrain in this video, mainly Tourette's stuff. I've got some birdlike arm-lifting going on, some weird pauses while talking, some stuttering/misprounouncing, and times when I do things like unnecessarily smack my right hand against my hip.
Methinks my neurologist and I need to make some pill changes..
In any event...
Vaya con dingos.
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Namely, Dollar General.
That kid looks...what's the politically correct term for "both inbred and stoned?"
And man, those white flecks shown in the art? I hope those aren't actually present.
What, I blurred-out the ingredients? Why would I do that? Also, that's a lot of sodium...that's 38% of your DV in one tiny can.
Inspected by Your Mom.
Okay, you're going to see some more Fuckbrain in this video, mainly Tourette's stuff. I've got some birdlike arm-lifting going on, some weird pauses while talking, some stuttering/misprounouncing, and times when I do things like unnecessarily smack my right hand against my hip.
Methinks my neurologist and I need to make some pill changes..
In any event...
Vaya con dingos.
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Sep. 17th, 2007 03:41 amAlways, ALWAYS remember that I do these things SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
So, after last night's teaser you get to learn what expires in...ummm...
That's right, kids, it's:
his_hamstress sent me a package. Yet another reason to love her. We simply MUST visit her in St. Louis soon.
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So, after last night's teaser you get to learn what expires in...ummm...
That's right, kids, it's:
his_hamstress sent me a package. Yet another reason to love her. We simply MUST visit her in St. Louis soon.b
