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This massive mural is on the wall of a Mexican restaurant here in Champaign-Urbana called La Bamba's.

For years, we've called it something like the "Holy Shit, That's Really Fucking Scary. I Think That's Culinary Sexual Assault" mural, but thanks to the internet, now four words can float magically in the sky and sum it up for us all.

( YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE IT... )

Link to a larger version for perspective...

Current Location: the couch
Current Music: "Baby You're A Rich Man" - The Beatles

Yesterday, I found a random bag of Clam Jerky in my mailbox.
No envelope, no return address, no note, no nothing. Just sitting in there.
Do I throw it away because it might be poisoned with anthrax?
Of course not! I'm stupid! (Please cross-reference The Mallow Burger Incident)

THE MIGHTY CLAM JERKY EXPERIMENT OF 2007
; or, I Do These Things So You Don't Have To

First, we prepare to open the bag...

( ...and then... )

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Some of you have been asking for a Things I Can't Draw for a while now. SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!

A little while ago

dryponder started a Draw Supergirl Meme, much like the Batgirl one that I participated in.
Completely independently, I did a Dr. Strange one for

zegas 's birthday and a Thing one for

man_size but this one really WINS the MOTHERFUCKING AWARD.

Anyway, here's the horror:

( Holy Shit. This is...wow...this is...oh fuck, benjamin... )

Current Location: Room 7A: The Cage
Current Music: "Nixon's the One" - Mono Puff

I DO THESE THINGS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

( WATCH THE HORROR UNFOLD... )

S	M	T	W	T	F	S
					1	2
3	4	5	6	7	8	9
10	11	12	13	14	15	16
17	18	19	20	21	22	23
24	25	26	27	28

Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Making The Masses Happy With Cupcakes and Blowjobs.

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