For a very dear friend of mine, who is less than happy with somebody right now, and for me, who is less than happy with somebody as well. I wrote it in 30 seconds. It’s not polished, it’s perfect:

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A Toast To Assholes!

As I lift this cup of gin,
To those who will not see their sin,
A toast to all the thick and dim,
Whose cream was taken, left with skim,
I pray they know, as I raise this glass,
In time they'll get it in the ass.

*CLINK*

(c) benjamin sTone 2004

February 2019

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