Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Dear Korea,

We enjoyed your Poop Game.



It really was delightful.
Now I discover that you have a Fart At The Bus Stop Without the Salaryman Next To You Hearing It game.



The SBD Gauge really made it for me.

Thanks.

No, really; thank you.

Love,

benjamin

Can it be That Time again? So soon?

  AND 

It was decided that the taro-flavored crisps would, to be quite honest, not be able to handle a So You Don't Have To on their own. I mean, taro isn't a bad flavor, even if the product itself looks kinda weird. As such, a beverage was picked to accompany it. And a guest star was recruited.

A statue of the "Witchblade Bikini Armor," apparently for use against villains who only want to shoot you in the nipples or the bo-jina.



Or the coccyx. Man, not enough jokes get made about the coccyx...



Also, would you prefer the deforestation cookies with endangered pink rabbit:



Or would you like some ChocoThinThin?



The former tastes like any other cookie/chocolate thing Japan produces.
The latter is delicious...because the box has 19 g. of fat (including 6 of saturated fat and 4.9 of trans fat).

Also, Sara's eye is starting to feel a little bit better. At least it's not tearing up all the time.

b

A short list of cool things:

1) Kung fu movies, no matter how bad (or good)
2) Can't Get No, Rick Veitch's new graphic novel
3) Whiskey with lemonade (strike that...reverse it)
4) Dave King's new album "Follies"
5) The Korean movie Save The Green Planet

b