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[benchilada]

So I went into Room 7A: The Cage last week and found this sitting in front of my computer, placed there by one of my Oak Street Monkeys, namely Dandan. As she says in the note, she likes it, but one of her friends who is also one of my workers doesn't like it.

What are they, you ask? Well, don't ask me, ask this fingerless, hydrocephalic soccer kid:



Ah, a FISH PASTE PRODUCT. Always good for a laugh and a great thing for...for, ummm...seriously, make him stop looking at me.
I wonder what would happen if he and High Grade Greencrocery Woman got in a staring contest.

Anyway, let's take a jump over to those ingredients, shall we?



Fish...oil...cheese...egg...soy protein...wheat...it's angel food cake! Wait, no. That doesn't have cheese in it.

It's also got oleoresins! They're what's left in the pipe after you smoke some margarine.

And what a great name for a company. Imagine how fun It'd be to answer, when asked where you worked, "At the Lotta Ham and Milk Company!"

Anyway, let's groove on the nutritional information.



Nothing terribly bad for me at all! It's got iron, and sure, that's a lot of calories from fat, but...wait.

Servings = about 7
Fish Sticks = 16 per package

1 Serving = 2.285714_ fish tubes? Is that like having 2.3 children?



Sometimes a fish tube is just a fish tube...

As always, I battened my hatches and prepared for hostile boarders...

So there you have it.

Moral of the story?

They're in my fridge waiting for me to wake up in the middle of the night with an urge to "squeeze the fish tube," if you know what I mean...

Smooches,

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