ITEM:
My head really fucking hurts.

ITEM:
 Yes, I've been rubbish about reading everybody's interblogs since about two weeks before I got sick. It's nothing personal, just that life is catching up with me, so I've been slacking. Sue me. I'll win.

ITEM: This was really fucking incredible. I'm sorry it took me years to get to it:



ITEM: I promised to send some of you comic books a while back. Do you remember who you are? I suppose I should just search my previous entries when I get home. I think I might know who the Preacher comics go to...

ITEM: I've started a drawing for somebody that I might be able to finish tonight.

ITEM: Wouldn't it be fun if I did a podcast? Wouldn't it be fun if I had that much spare time? Perhaps some night when I'm poking about online I'll ramble, but then I won't know what the hell you do with a podcast after you make it...or even how, really. SHIT! I keep forgetting to plug [livejournal.com profile] donchep 's podcast! Somebody send me an e-mail to remind me!

ITEM: Seriously, my FUCKING HEAD.

Happy Tuesday...if your head isn't being filled, improbably, with spontaneously-generating Brain Gremlins,

b

As you know, I will not apologize for anything I like.

As such, I must tell you that searching for books in the dark bookstacks is made so much better when dancing to this coming from your iPod.


Back to work, where I can write in my head as I wander...

b
benchilada: (Lunch)

"Yeah, but now you're talking about a town with an ugly name--Banff--in the context of an old weather lady from local TV. Sorry babe, that's a boner bomb." - me to Lovely Wife Sara

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"You're not just in the doghouse. You're in the doghouse in the neighbor's yard. You're not even on our property." - Lovely Wife Sara

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This next thing is legit and funny. Pedigree is giving away 8 oz of dog food--up to a 1,000,000 dollar value--for every video of you watch over here.

EXAMPLE:


Go watch all four, if you would, please, and tell people.

Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] flawed_karma for pointing me at it.

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You must see The Wrestler. It's absolutely amazing and Mickey Rourke deserves every nomination he gets. After the film, nobody stood up during the credits as they listened to Springsteen's song "The Wrestler". When the lights came up, people started getting out of their seats but nobody spoke for about thirty seconds. Not a word.

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Four stories in the top 100. Write some and get back to me, or point to where they are. Use the comments on this entry so others can read them, too.

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[livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo made three Obamicons for my household:

   

Right, back to work.

Love,

b

At least somebody gets to use my desk:



In theory it'll be clean soon.

Wanna know more about the comic with the dude caressing the dinosaur?

b
benchilada: (Automat)

This is [livejournal.com profile] slinka :



She's a photographer and a maker of fantastic rubber clothing and a former fetish model.

This is Pooky. Pooky is her cat:



Pooky has a broken jaw and after surgery is being fed through a straw, due to the wires. She's also on a regimen of painkillers and antibiotics.

The vet bills have been particularly brutal, so she's selling a LOT of stuff to help with a few of the costs.

She's selling books on eBay.

She's got loads of wares up on her Ego Assassin site, including fetish clothes, accessories, and prints.

She also has a PayPal account if you can only spare a few bucks. Send it to slinka@ego-assassin.com.

Thanks in advance, kids. You always come through for people and that makes me very happy.

Love,

b

For those of you who are new, this is the original format from which the concept for Things I Can't Draw sprung. I thought I'd try it again while waiting for Sara to pick me up after work last night.



benchilada: (Automat)

I'll have stuff for you tomorrow.

Today is not tomorrow.

Time for two songs with depressing sequels.

And no, their themes are not indicative of problems with Sara.

"Enjoy"...

FIRST ONE:
 


FOLLOW-UP:


Ready for the next two? Don't care.

FIRST ONE:


FOLLOW-UP:


To quote the lovely [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo; "Please don't tell me I am awesome, I know my friends think I'm awesome"

Have a Happy New Year,

b

 

Don't worry, I'm not being a shithead, it's just good to remind people of this every so often. Legal protection and all that.:

All entries in this journal are copyright benjamin sTone, year of uploading, unless I've tossed in a bit of somebody else's stuff to discuss.  Entries cannot be reprinted, copied, or modified without written or oral consent, except for the purposes of review or promotion of my work in general. The term "Benchilada" is pending tradmark by benjamin sTone.

"I feel better now.
I feel better than James Brown" - Was Not Was

b

NOTE: This entry was written on an authorized break during work at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

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