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Four items for the price of four!
Mar. 15th, 2011 11:58 amThere.
Off in the distance, kicking up sand as it rides towards us.
Holy shit, it's another SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
And hell is riding with it.
We, uh...we recorded this a couple of weeks ago.
We’ve been busy.
Anyway, this SYDHT has MRE pears and canned blood sausage and larvets and king top shell.
"But benjamin," I hear you ask, "what’s king top shell?"
Screw you. I wasn’t told, so you won’t get told. All I knew was that it made me think of this dollar store toy I got in Houston:
In any event, it was only a matter of time until I said "in any event."
This is King Top Shell:
It has MSG in it. Remember when they said that was bad for us?
This is Nadja parboiling it. Or rather, this is it being parboiled by Nadja. Wevs.
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Man, if there’s one thing I like my intestines to be filled with, it’s blood.
Sausage Kitchen sounds like gay cooking porn.
Pears are Nature’s MREs.
For when you just can’t wait to eat it as a bug…
Man, my camera has some weird wide-angle lens distortion stuff sometimes.
RIGHT! VIDEO!
As usual, when being recorded, my Tourette's decides to express itself as "bunny nose" and nonstop fidgeting:
So there you have it. Kinda, yes, no, no.
Here's a link to a page that talks about king top shell.
Here are some links to other places I live online:
Facebook / Flickr / Twitter / Tumblr / Last.fm / YouTube / LibraryThing
Now go home. Go home to your bloody gophers.
Love,
benjamin sTone
Stone Robot Enterprises
What's that? You want me to scan in some of the hilarious inside pages? Perhaps later tonight. :)
In the mean time, if you'd like to learn about THE WOUND and face the DOUBLE-FEATURE TERROR of IT and ME WITHOUT A SHIRT...
Well, click the pic below and find out what's been going on. I'll be updating the status again later tonight, I hope.
Smooches, my monkeys.
Love,
b
Halloweenie
Oct. 31st, 2005 07:06 pmI was a dead game show host for Halloween this year.
"Get stomach flu on a two week cruise DOWN THE RIVER
STYX!!!"
"I accidentally went through DOOR NUMBER TWO!!!"
There were several people in the bookstacks that I scared the pee out of. Today was a good day.
Here are pics, but you can’t see the tire marks I drew on my legs. And those are Hell Bank Notes in my pocket
