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Sep. 9th, 2007 10:22 pmIf you don't go see SHOOT EM UP then I will fucking glass you. Three-eighths-of-a-pint of rum in my pepsi made it EVEN MORE BEST!
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Sep. 4th, 2007 01:37 pmSo, it's pretty fucking fun to get packages in the mailbox addressed only to "Benchilada, 712 S. Anderson, Urbana, IL, 61801."
It's even more funner when the package comes from the lovely pairing of![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
pure_doxyk and riotmod.
I forgetted to take a photo of the card they included, but it was essentially:
1) Observe
2) Phear
3) Eat
4) Take Photos
5) Entertain Us
So, here's what were as to be in it:
Hello Kitty. Apple Marshmallow. Apple Jelly Inside. With an illustration that looks like a cross-section of a hard-boiled egg.
Oh. Oh HELLS yeah.
So, I got this package right beforechuckdawg and sarahsam came by for dinner, so we made it my second ever group version of So You Don't Have To.
Don't worry, the next one will be another solo adventure, with a gift I got from fromhis_hamstress.
Also, for some reason, I was an idiot and deleted the first photo of me pointing at the egg, speared as it was on a dainty cocktail fork. So be it.
In any event...
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It's even more funner when the package comes from the lovely pairing of
pure_doxyk and riotmod.I forgetted to take a photo of the card they included, but it was essentially:
1) Observe
2) Phear
3) Eat
4) Take Photos
5) Entertain Us
So, here's what were as to be in it:
Hello Kitty. Apple Marshmallow. Apple Jelly Inside. With an illustration that looks like a cross-section of a hard-boiled egg.
Oh. Oh HELLS yeah.
So, I got this package right before
chuckdawg and sarahsam came by for dinner, so we made it my second ever group version of So You Don't Have To.Don't worry, the next one will be another solo adventure, with a gift I got from from
his_hamstress.Also, for some reason, I was an idiot and deleted the first photo of me pointing at the egg, speared as it was on a dainty cocktail fork. So be it.
In any event...
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Aug. 27th, 2007 07:11 amWell, okay, this installment of So You Don't Have To actually took place two months ago, but I've finally gotten the photos in gear.
Kinda.
See, I had these in the cupboard for a while. Thenchuckdawg and sarahsam were over one night, and I decided to have witnesses to their consumption.
And then I peer-pressuredchuckdawg into eating one. Many photos were taken, but that's where the suck part comes in.
Somehow, in my infinite dumbness, I managed to delete the initial photos of me eating them.
As such, the beginning of this photostravaganza is chuckdawg doing his part, then me eating them again after we...
Kinda.
See, I had these in the cupboard for a while. Then
chuckdawg and sarahsam were over one night, and I decided to have witnesses to their consumption.And then I peer-pressured
chuckdawg into eating one. Many photos were taken, but that's where the suck part comes in.Somehow, in my infinite dumbness, I managed to delete the initial photos of me eating them.
As such, the beginning of this photostravaganza is chuckdawg doing his part, then me eating them again after we...
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Aug. 20th, 2007 11:17 pmYou heard it here first, folks.
Possible autobiography title forchuckdawg:
BUKKAKE OF TEARS
"Good night and god bless, now fuck off to bed." - Shane McGowan
Possible autobiography title for
chuckdawg:BUKKAKE OF TEARS
"Good night and god bless, now fuck off to bed." - Shane McGowan
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Aug. 13th, 2007 11:12 pmBehind on all of your LJ's.
Maybe should probably catch up tomorrow.
Gotta go feed the cats ofcity_of_dis , porpentine_4 , and icayrus .
Also, pizza and a burrito and a root beer float is too much to eat.
Even when in good company likechuckdawg and sarahsam and Lovely Wife Sara.
The White Russianshelped were alcohol, though.
Maybe should probably catch up tomorrow.
Gotta go feed the cats of
city_of_dis , porpentine_4 , and icayrus .Also, pizza and a burrito and a root beer float is too much to eat.
Even when in good company like
chuckdawg and sarahsam and Lovely Wife Sara.The White Russians
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From Saturday Night's Pirate Party
Jun. 11th, 2007 02:01 amThe invitation listed a "...strict no ninjas policy. Ninjas will be keelhauled."
So I came as a ZOMBIE PIRATE!!! (c.f. this phone post)
Zombie Pirate and his Saucy Wench
Zombie pirate drank that entire bottle of "sparkling wine" very quickly. Then, right when he was done, he heardchuckdawg shouting "It's Shot O'Clock!" from inside the house.
Uncle Zombie Pirate Drinky's work is never done.
So I came as a ZOMBIE PIRATE!!! (c.f. this phone post)
Zombie Pirate and his Saucy Wench
Zombie pirate drank that entire bottle of "sparkling wine" very quickly. Then, right when he was done, he heard
chuckdawg shouting "It's Shot O'Clock!" from inside the house. Uncle Zombie Pirate Drinky's work is never done.
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May. 16th, 2007 06:58 pmDrew another Hero/Villain.
This guy's kinda both, and nobody requested him. I just drew him on Monday night aftersarahsam and chuckdawg and Sara and I whupped on each other playing the Japanese import version of RIVAL SCHOOLS: Burning Justice Academy (aka PROJECT JUSTICE). I drew him with no reference whatsoever, and if you look at what he really looks like, it shows.
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This guy's kinda both, and nobody requested him. I just drew him on Monday night after
sarahsam and chuckdawg and Sara and I whupped on each other playing the Japanese import version of RIVAL SCHOOLS: Burning Justice Academy (aka PROJECT JUSTICE). I drew him with no reference whatsoever, and if you look at what he really looks like, it shows.b
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May. 4th, 2007 09:51 amToday's quote comes from chuckdawg:
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"I prefer to call it the Supervodkallider.
I send vodka into my mouth at very high speeds, and it allows me to see back in time. Not "recreate the conditions of the beginning of the universe." I actually see back in time.
Everything was really blurry back then."
chuckdawg:---------
"I prefer to call it the Supervodkallider.
I send vodka into my mouth at very high speeds, and it allows me to see back in time. Not "recreate the conditions of the beginning of the universe." I actually see back in time.
Everything was really blurry back then."
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Apr. 17th, 2007 10:59 amchuckdawg and sarahsam are coming over tonight to eat and watch Doctor Who.It will be fun.
Also, I have all of my pencils out, and a new sketchpad, and the new wooden box for my loose pencils, and the portfolio thing Sara got for my "art."
One might almost think I can draw.
Suffice it to say, you will be subjected to a number of "artistic" terrors of "drawing" quite soon.
You have been warned.
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Mar. 25th, 2007 12:48 pmI love my friends.
Seeing Kate and Staci and Kaia and Maddy for dinner tonight.
See Sarah and Chuck Dawg tomorrow night so they can see Doctor Who 2006 Christmas Special--The Runaway Bride--before the new season starts.
My friends are awesometacular. Plus some biscuits.
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Seeing Kate and Staci and Kaia and Maddy for dinner tonight.
See Sarah and Chuck Dawg tomorrow night so they can see Doctor Who 2006 Christmas Special--The Runaway Bride--before the new season starts.
My friends are awesometacular. Plus some biscuits.
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Nov. 13th, 2006 04:31 pmWhat's next?
Did a Sir Reginald last week, working on a bigger story, can't immediately think of a Fuckbrain Comic, and am in talks with several artists about collaborations...
What should I Interweb now? What will increase my Base Field of Monkeys?
Also, somebody please cut open my head, Athena is ready to be born, armor and weapons and all.
*ugh*
OH! WAIT!
You remember![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
chuckdawg right? He wrote the magnificent Things That Will Never Happen bit, and often has very clear and level-headed and insightful things about politics?
Well, he's unlocked some of his fiction. Just a bit--not his Devil's Year stuff, which is fantastic but a work-in-progress--and you should go check it out.
It would help if he tagged things with words like "fiction" or something, but if you jump on his LJ right now, you'll find some of his Hank and Tim stuff, which is terribly good, particularly if you're drunk and depressed. Or hopeful. Or all three.
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Did a Sir Reginald last week, working on a bigger story, can't immediately think of a Fuckbrain Comic, and am in talks with several artists about collaborations...
What should I Interweb now? What will increase my Base Field of Monkeys?
Also, somebody please cut open my head, Athena is ready to be born, armor and weapons and all.
*ugh*
OH! WAIT!
You remember
chuckdawg right? He wrote the magnificent Things That Will Never Happen bit, and often has very clear and level-headed and insightful things about politics?Well, he's unlocked some of his fiction. Just a bit--not his Devil's Year stuff, which is fantastic but a work-in-progress--and you should go check it out.
It would help if he tagged things with words like "fiction" or something, but if you jump on his LJ right now, you'll find some of his Hank and Tim stuff, which is terribly good, particularly if you're drunk and depressed. Or hopeful. Or all three.
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Nov. 9th, 2006 04:16 pmchuckdawg has written a great Thing That Will Never Happen:Washington, D.C., 11/8/06, 11 AM.
Speaker Pelosi approached the podium carrying a bloody mary and a cigar in the same hand. The press started snapping pictures. Speaker Pelosi grabbed the microphone off the pedestal and started wandering around the stage like a stand-up comic.
"Well, NOW you guys want to pay attention to me?
Click and keep reading.
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Apr. 12th, 2006 09:29 amCurrent Sir Reginald art update:
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jimmahgee = Has had original Sir Reg story written for him to draw
andyluke = We're coordinating a new story for him to draw
the_crowchan = Am writing original story for her to draw
chuckdawg = Has laid claim to illustrating the first Sir Reginald story
grafunkel = Has laid claim to illustrating the Man-X story
mearn4d10 = Is working on "Perspectived Sir Reginald" piece (whatever that means)
EDIT:scud_o = Will be doing a film version of the Man-X story
fairyarmadillo = Will be doing a photoplay I will write for her, starring her lovely locura_insomnio
Anybody else I'm missing?
Who was it that said they wanted to do a Sir Reginald photo project?
Want a piece of the action? Nothing will be rejected, even if your art is as bad as mine.
Let me know if you want to lay claim to a previously written story or if you want an original one. If you want the latter, let me know what format you want it written in, i.e. five pages, one released each day; comic strip format; one big silly splash page; et cetera.
Someday maybe we'll get to anthologize these, in the manner of Project: Superior and the like.
FLY, MONKEYS, FLY!
benjamin
jimmahgee = Has had original Sir Reg story written for him to drawandyluke = We're coordinating a new story for him to drawthe_crowchan = Am writing original story for her to drawchuckdawg = Has laid claim to illustrating the first Sir Reginald storygrafunkel = Has laid claim to illustrating the Man-X storymearn4d10 = Is working on "Perspectived Sir Reginald" piece (whatever that means)EDIT:
scud_o = Will be doing a film version of the Man-X storyfairyarmadillo = Will be doing a photoplay I will write for her, starring her lovely locura_insomnioAnybody else I'm missing?
Who was it that said they wanted to do a Sir Reginald photo project?
Want a piece of the action? Nothing will be rejected, even if your art is as bad as mine.
Let me know if you want to lay claim to a previously written story or if you want an original one. If you want the latter, let me know what format you want it written in, i.e. five pages, one released each day; comic strip format; one big silly splash page; et cetera.
Someday maybe we'll get to anthologize these, in the manner of Project: Superior and the like.
FLY, MONKEYS, FLY!
benjamin
