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Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

Unrelated: this movie may be showing in the background of our next party. [Well, that and KITTENS.] The lack of plot is more than made up for by some solid fights. Drop the volume to can-only-hear-fist-impacts level and let the lengthy battles roll.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.

Love,

benjamin
Who knows why your hands smell like that

Originally published at benchilada. You can comment here or there.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.

Love,

benjamin
Who knows why your hands smell like that

Originally published at benchilada. You can comment here or there.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.

Love,

benjamin
Who knows why your hands smell like that

Hey kids! Happy New Comic Day!

It seems that the Sexuality Edition of The Truth is growing again, after a mention over at Gala Darling.. Indeed, it still gets a few random comments from time to time.

I highly encourage you to go over and have a look. It's now got five pages worth of responses now and they're all dreadfully fascinating. I kinda re-read all of the comments and only have a few new ones to reply to.

In other news, nearly all other cute in the world has been trumped by this. NEARLY. But yeah, most of it. Except for The Civet.

Okay, I take part of that cute from the tripkitty and put it over here. At fifteen seconds my ass started cracking up. AND IT ALREADY HAS ONE CRACK, IT DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER.

Smooches,

b

Current Location: Under you. No, no, like way under you. I am like a gopher.
Current Music: http://icecast.media.berkeley.edu:8000/kalx-128.mp3

More ABC Book of Cats! [Previously: Cover, A & B, C&D, E&F, G&H, I&J, K&L, M&N]

Clearly this was originally meant to be Oprah Cats, but I coudlnt' splel so good.

It's always the first thing I pack...

And yeah, I'm gonna try to start reading LJ regularly again.

Go me.

Missed all of you,

b

Here are four more pages. Off to Michigan after work to ~~murder some people for money~~ relax with friends.

Yeah, git. Or, maybe get. Whatever shut up. Also, it was totally uncalled for to call that cat fat. People are douchebags.

Aw yeah, cat shit! FUCK YEAH, CAT SHIT!

As for Jump HIGH CATS, allow me to declare that animal the best thing I have ever drawn ever.

Whatever the fuck it may be.

Kitty munchie? Foreshadowing?

Smooches,

b

Two pages today, kids! That's four letters! Also my head and neck hurt and I keep smashing into things this morning.

Pretty much what you'd expect from these two letters, I suppose. The only thing odd is that the catnip appears to be leading to a piece of ravioli.

...

When in doubt, use the letter E to invoke all cats in existence. Also, I'm proud that I didn't choose Fat Cats for F. I was already breaking out of artistics norms at six.

b

Current Music: "Hey You" - Pink Floyd

It's more of A CAT ABC book!!!

[cover]

Fuck yeah that's a cat holding a blunderbuss with its ample hip and firing it at a mouse!

Fuck yeah that's a cat drinking budwiser (sic) beer!

Fuck yeah what the fuck was I on?!

b

Had an absolutely delightful weekend with Lovely Wife Sara and The Boys (

city_of_dis ,

icayrus , and

porpentine_4 ) and J.D. and his wife Sweet D. Sarah.

We went to House on the Rock in Wisconsin, and went to a cave, and generally pissed about having fun. Photos later in the week.

For now, you get to have a teaser of a look into the brain of 6 year-old benjamin sTone.

You see, my Mama just sent me the first book I ever made:

Why is that cat sweeping the floor? We will never know.
Why was my idea of cursive, with the exception of e's and n's, just connecting letters with lines? Not sure.
Would a re-release of this hit the NY TImes bestseller list? Fuck yeah.

Be prepped and ready for at least two pages every couple of days for the next several weeks. They'll all be photographed, due to me not wanting to flatten the thing to scan it.

Seriously, you are in for some batshit stuff, kids.

Seriously.

Batshit.

Love,

b

This is

slinka :

She's a photographer and a maker of fantastic rubber clothing and a former fetish model.

This is Pooky. Pooky is her cat:

Pooky has a broken jaw and after surgery is being fed through a straw, due to the wires. She's also on a regimen of painkillers and antibiotics.

The vet bills have been particularly brutal, so she's selling a LOT of stuff to help with a few of the costs.

She's selling books on eBay.

She's got loads of wares up on her Ego Assassin site, including fetish clothes, accessories, and prints.

She also has a PayPal account if you can only spare a few bucks. Send it to slinka@ego-assassin.com.

Thanks in advance, kids. You always come through for people and that makes me very happy.

Love,

b

Current Location: BREAK
Current Music: BREAK

via

bougieman

First of all, a hearty welcome to the...good lord, over forty new people who came here from my post over in

food_porn. I hope I can keep you entertained! You came at a good time, as it's time for another of my semi-regular features, this one about my myriad of neurological disorders. So...

Hey kids! Fuckbrain Comix!