Originally published at benchilada. You can comment here or there.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

Wizards Lesson Page 2

Wizards Lesson Page 3

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

Unrelated: this movie may be showing in the background of our next party. [Well, that and KITTENS.] The lack of plot is more than made up for by some solid fights. Drop the volume to can-only-hear-fist-impacts level and let the lengthy battles roll.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.

Love,

benjamin
Who knows why your hands smell like that

Originally published at benchilada. You can comment here or there.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

Wizards Lesson Page 2

Wizards Lesson Page 3

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

Unrelated: this movie may be showing in the background of our next party. [Well, that and KITTENS.] The lack of plot is more than made up for by some solid fights. Drop the volume to can-only-hear-fist-impacts level and let the lengthy battles roll.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.

Love,

benjamin
Who knows why your hands smell like that

Originally published at benchilada. You can comment here or there.

Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

Wizards Lesson Page 2

Wizards Lesson Page 3

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

Unrelated: this movie may be showing in the background of our next party. [Well, that and KITTENS.] The lack of plot is more than made up for by some solid fights. Drop the volume to can-only-hear-fist-impacts level and let the lengthy battles roll.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.

Love,

benjamin
Who knows why your hands smell like that

Bless you, 1970's kung fu movies!

Ni Chiu:
Master Lung, are you going to die?
Lung Tai: Hunh! I don't have time to die right now!

From Blood Of The Dragon aka The Desperate Chase ( 追命槍)
Dear interwebs,

Please to never let things like this stop being funny to me.




Love,

benjamin, Age 9
benchilada: (Kick ass)
You may remember me mentioning Gordon Liu (nee 劉家輝 / Liu Jia Hui / Lau Kar-Fai ) in my WONG FEI HUNG KUNGFUSPLOSION! post a few days ago.

He's not just an awesome actor.

Dude is 51 and could kill me from China.

benchilada: (Kick ass)
Okay, so my recent "STOP COMPARING EVERY KUNG FU MOVIE EVER TO CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON" rant got somebody interested in Wong Fei Hung movies.

This is fun.

Bear in mind that there have been OVER NINETY TWO movies made about the man, making him arguably the subject of more feature-length movies than anybody else, particularly interesting since he was a realy person. He was usually portrayed quite seriously--with some very noteable exceptions--because the real Wong Fei Hung was known not just for being a master of a number of wushu styles, but also as an expert in Chinese traditional medicine and a superb patriot. As such, you'll really not see him kill anybody in the films, at least not in any I can remember.

So, behind this cut I'll give you a brief primer in Wong Fei Hung movies that I am familiar with and where you might want to start. These films are all over the place in quality, awesomeness, actors, age, and so on. Get ready for a ride, 'cause I've got a LOT of YouTube clips behind this cut.

Oh, and go here to download or just stream THE music from Wong Fei Hung films. To get the songs, you either have to click the tiny little play button on the black bar or wait thirty seconds for the gray bar to say DOWNLOAD.

The first one here has no lyrics, and is recognizeable to every Chinese person ever as the WFH theme.
The second one has lyrics and is the main theme to the Once Upon a Time in China movies.


Nutshell:

Challenge of the Masters: Above average 1970's quest kung fu film.
Dreadnaught: Never seen it, supposed to be pretty good early-eighties/late-seventies fare.
Drunken Master: Better-than-average-but-still-pretty-standard Jackie Chan movie, with final bad guy and training with drunken Beggar So, et cetera
Drunken Master 2: Incredibly fun, a little bit of wire, but not a lot, Jackie's last great hybrid kung-fu / prop film before he started leaning very heavily on the latter due to his age.
Iron Monkey: One of the bars that I use to compare all other 1990's kung-fu movies to. Incredible.
Magnificent Butcher: More about Butcher Wing, but still one of my favorite Sammo Hung movies and worth it.
Once Upon a Time in China (1-5): Lots of wire-fu, but also lots of Jet Li moving at 153 mph. Plots vary from good to bad, jokes vary from okay to terrible, but they're all worth a watch. Except 4...or was it 3...which didn't have Li as WFH.

There are a number of other good ones, including some parody films, like Jet Li's Last Hero in China and the hysterical (?) Master Wong vs Master Wong, but there are the basics.

Telling somebody what order to watch them in is insane, and I'll politely ask people to keep their disagreements peaceable. I say just start with Once Upon a Time in China and go wherever you want to from there, cool? Maybe do a double-bill of Drunken Master 1 & 2, or...whatever, just know that they're all totally different.

Right, back to the Balvenie 10 year scotch...

b
A short list of cool things:

1) Kung fu movies, no matter how bad (or good)
2) Can't Get No, Rick Veitch's new graphic novel
3) Whiskey with lemonade (strike that...reverse it)
4) Dave King's new album "Follies"
5) The Korean movie Save The Green Planet

b
So, I was sitting there, and I wrote the words "THERE IS NO KUNG FU IN YOU!" on a sheet of paper.

And then, under it, I drew this... )

Is there hope for me, Doc?

b
It's like being addicted to heroin, only without the positive effects, like weight loss and unimagineable bliss.

This was done at 4:30 a.m. )

Oh, and special thanks-for-being-such-a-pillar-of-fucktacular to [livejournal.com profile] pyrotech_c3h8 for linking to my Things I Can't Draw series in his LJ. Go check him out, he's full of beans...in a good way.

benjamin
2006 entered with Carson Daly on the freakin' TV and Jimmy Wang Yu, the One-Armed Swordsman, defeating the Master of the Flying Guillotine on my computer.



Rock.

b

WAH!!!

Dec. 9th, 2005 12:55 am
Received, from Shonen Jump, a finished copy of what my page in the February cover-date issue (released in January, of course) will look like.

Fucking Rockstar.

I'm off to fall asleep watching kung-fu, such that its badassness can be ABSORBED into MY BRAIN.

Because we all need more BADASS KUNG FU BRAIN JUICES.

Maybe fiction tomorrow.

Now is maybe the sleepings.

        As if my overnight delivery of My brother Matthew’s Funny-As-All-Fuck FWMA submission was somehow not enough for you bastards.

        You see, ages ago, I dreamt of a properly-done version of The Legend of the Golden Vampires, aka The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula:


    In mine, we utilize classic superhero team-up rules: the Taoist priests and Shaolin monks battle Dracula, whilst Catholic priests go mano-a-mano against Chinese “hopping corpses.” Sadly, I know this is a project with severely limited appeal…after all, few people know what a hopping corpse looks like.

    This is them here:

            Unlike Western vampires, they’re generally the result of inauspicious burial, or disturbing of their graves, or general bad luck. They have enormous fingernails and don’t really drink blood, they just kill you—some say they suck your life out, but whatever. They can’t detect you if you aren’t breathing, and those yellow slips of paper on their heads are Mao-Shan sect Taoist sutras that hold them in place, even make them obey, if the corpse isn’t too strong-willed.
            Anyway, this project has bubbled in my head for years, and for right now I’m doing it as a prose version, but somewhere in my dreams, Film Workshop is already shooting. Maybe I owe them a treatment. Hell, I *know* I do.
           
In any event, here are the two halves I have right now. One has been posted, in part, before.
           
These are long. I find myself not giving a shit.

Cantonese, Motherfucker, Do You Speak It? )

 That's Part One. This is Part Two.

Stupid Pagans and Their Stupid Arrrrrggghh!!! )

b

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