Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

A statue of the "Witchblade Bikini Armor," apparently for use against villains who only want to shoot you in the nipples or the bo-jina.



Or the coccyx. Man, not enough jokes get made about the coccyx...



Also, would you prefer the deforestation cookies with endangered pink rabbit:



Or would you like some ChocoThinThin?



The former tastes like any other cookie/chocolate thing Japan produces.
The latter is delicious...because the box has 19 g. of fat (including 6 of saturated fat and 4.9 of trans fat).

Also, Sara's eye is starting to feel a little bit better. At least it's not tearing up all the time.

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I first saw this on HBO, probably about when it came out. It's a short film that I've been looking for for years.

I had no idea that the eventual star that's in it was in it, cause I was fucking eight or some shit when it was aired.

It still cracks me up.