Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

An old comic by my friend Dave King.

,Right, here's your warning, you bastards.

I'll be doing another Sir Reginald reading tonight at Open Mic Night at the Urbana Espresso Royale. 1117 W. Oregon Street, Urbana, Illinois 61801 SW from the Krannert Performing Arts Center.

Don't know which one yet, it'll probably be an on-the-fly adaptation like last time.

8pm is when open mic starts. You'll probably get to hear Dave King play (the song there called "Be My Love" was written for Sara and I, for our wedding) and be able to enjoy the vocal stylingses of koituskru as well. Make them play "Burrito" for you. Or "Gary Busey's Pussy."

So, there you go. Come drink coffee and listen to people be awesome.

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You love Dave King, you just don't know it yet.

http://www.myspace.com/dukeofuke

He wrote "Be My Love" for when Sara and I got married.

Oh, and here's a Quicktime movie of him that cracks my ass up.

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