Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Well, kids it looks like I Do These Things So SON OF A BITCH I'M A GODDAMNED FUCKING IDIOT! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

I fucking fucked that fucking fuck fuck thing up.

You see, blissitate sent me a package. It contained magic items.

So, I did what I do; I took a few shots, then I did my second ever Video Version of SYDHT, and you know what I did then?

I took the .mov file and banged onit with my stupid caveman hands until it got corrupted and broke.

So now I've got a few pictures, some pithy comments, and no shots of the eating or the aftermath.

My rage is palpable. Seriously. You should have seen this fucking video. I'll make it up by eating one of the other three items soon. Or something fairyarmadillo gave me a while back. Or...well, that's a meal for another time.

Here's some photos or something.

( I guess it was gonna be good...*sob*... )
So that's it, cause the video's gone.
Allow me to sum up.

( You know what? Honestly? )