It's another about my sleep-talking. There are a few others and will be more.
WHO FUCKING LOVES YOU?!
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Jun. 18th, 2007 07:43 amMan, I suck at waking up.
This morning when the alarm went off, I hit the snooze button and then turned off the alarm entirely.
"Benjamin, did you just turn off the alarm?"
"Crap, I'm sorry." I reached for the lamp.
"That's the lamp, benjamin, that's not going to help," said Sara.
I turned all the way over and reset the alarm to be the equivalent of hitting snooze once.
But I set it 12 hours off, 6:30pm instead of am.
This is an average day for me. Sleep just likes me and doesn't ever want to let me go.
I need to move the alarm to her side of the bed.
Also my head really hurts.
This morning when the alarm went off, I hit the snooze button and then turned off the alarm entirely.
"Benjamin, did you just turn off the alarm?"
"Crap, I'm sorry." I reached for the lamp.
"That's the lamp, benjamin, that's not going to help," said Sara.
I turned all the way over and reset the alarm to be the equivalent of hitting snooze once.
But I set it 12 hours off, 6:30pm instead of am.
This is an average day for me. Sleep just likes me and doesn't ever want to let me go.
I need to move the alarm to her side of the bed.
Also my head really hurts.
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May. 22nd, 2007 04:47 pm![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
his_hamstress BRINGS THE HEAT in my...9th? installment of FIVE QUESTIONS:Remember, if you have FIVE QUESTIONS for me...bring it.
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1. If the intarwebs were suddenly no more and being online was lost forever, how would you deal?
I'd have to buy a typewriter to replace the one that I sold a few years ago.
Preferably one of those electricalistic ones that rumbles when you turn it on.
Also, I'd just have to try a little more harder to be Internet Famous, on account of what it wouldn't be there anymore.
Also, I'd read more books.
Oh, also lots of booze and crying.
2. If you could live any place in the world after Urbana, where would you choose and why (note that this is not limited to cities and places on land)
London. It would be a place I could wander forever in.
Hong Kong, sight unseen, but I'd want to get a little bit of Cantonese in my languagebrainmeats first. It's this weirdass mystical land of awesome in my head. Back alleys, and shitty apartments, and beautiful madness. My brain already thinks I live there whenever I watch a HK film.
Friends tell me that if I ever visit New York City that I'll never come back...
3. What is the most obscure sentence that you can think of, off the top of your head?
"The flute is peanut."
4. How would you be able to handle it if you were immersed in an entire state of depervation for one week with nothing but sleep and your biggest fear?
Most likely go a bit madder than now. Perhaps I'd be okay, due to predisposition to madness.
Mind, one of my fears--probably not the biggest--is losing my memory too soon, so maybe I'd take a lot of naps, so I'd forget that I was scared of forgetting.
5. Do you know the muffin man?
"I am the muffin man.
Here I am and you know I can
Love me if you let me."
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Feb. 26th, 2007 05:09 pmMy head hurts.
I need to help one of my bosses with computer issues tonight.
I also need to watch 24 whilst taping Heroes.
I also need to finish Fuckbrain Comix #12, cause I fell asleep doing it last night, which was appropriate, you'll find.
Jesus, has it really been since October that I did a Fuckbrain Comix? Sorry.
Also, my head REALLY hurts.
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I need to help one of my bosses with computer issues tonight.
I also need to watch 24 whilst taping Heroes.
I also need to finish Fuckbrain Comix #12, cause I fell asleep doing it last night, which was appropriate, you'll find.
Jesus, has it really been since October that I did a Fuckbrain Comix? Sorry.
Also, my head REALLY hurts.
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Nov. 29th, 2006 08:59 am
FUCK!
Fell asleep on the couch--c.f. this--now have ONE night instead of TWO to edit v.23 of Iron Wok Jan. Which is 200 pages long.
Balls.
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Feb. 17th, 2006 02:03 pmWas up until about 3:30 am last night.
Cleaned up the latest draft of the first few pages of LAST SHOT for Karl, so we can see if it's more dynamic now.
In 20 minutes, will drive the 2 1/2 hours north to Chicago to visit Sara's family and see RIGOLETTO.
Well, Sara will probably drive.
That's it.
I'm sleepy, and will probably plot more Mo-Lan Devils stuff in the car, maybe do the next few pages of LAST SHOT, and then fall asleep.
Smooches,
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Cleaned up the latest draft of the first few pages of LAST SHOT for Karl, so we can see if it's more dynamic now.
In 20 minutes, will drive the 2 1/2 hours north to Chicago to visit Sara's family and see RIGOLETTO.
Well, Sara will probably drive.
That's it.
I'm sleepy, and will probably plot more Mo-Lan Devils stuff in the car, maybe do the next few pages of LAST SHOT, and then fall asleep.
Smooches,
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Oct. 12th, 2005 03:16 pmA few short stories are kicking around in my head right now. My agent/my mama has a few sent off to some magazines and online publishers to see if my shit smells pretty enough to serve to others.
The new laptop is full of fine, and I'm working on getting it ready for a three-and-a-half day trip to Sedona, Arizona, where Sara's father is getting married. I've got about 22 hours to complete my work on it before we leave. I'll be using it to finish an edit for DrMaster and writing in my spare time. On the airplane. Which I hate. Time for the old "double whiskey with my Tourette's meds" trick to KNOCK MY ASS OUT.
I think one of the new stories is going to be a Fuck With My Art story, where I'll be asking you all to participate in rewriting/illustrating/putting-to-music/etcetera one of my shorts. This will be the third one I've done, and the results just keep gettting more and more The Awesome.
On a side note, I need more sleep. Or the ability to keep getting by on three hours a night without dying.
Back to work, with a quick break to read a little more Phillip K. Dick...
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The new laptop is full of fine, and I'm working on getting it ready for a three-and-a-half day trip to Sedona, Arizona, where Sara's father is getting married. I've got about 22 hours to complete my work on it before we leave. I'll be using it to finish an edit for DrMaster and writing in my spare time. On the airplane. Which I hate. Time for the old "double whiskey with my Tourette's meds" trick to KNOCK MY ASS OUT.
I think one of the new stories is going to be a Fuck With My Art story, where I'll be asking you all to participate in rewriting/illustrating/putting-to-music/etcetera one of my shorts. This will be the third one I've done, and the results just keep gettting more and more The Awesome.
On a side note, I need more sleep. Or the ability to keep getting by on three hours a night without dying.
Back to work, with a quick break to read a little more Phillip K. Dick...
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