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Sep. 25th, 2009 08:31 pm"Well," said Sir Reginald as he grunted another steaming turd onto the Prince of Darkness's smoking head, "the devil will have his doo."
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It is our job to stop them.
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jblaque for a constant stream of truth and information about McCain and Palin that you can use to convince people who are "protesting by not voting" or are actually thinking of voting for them.For the next month and a half, we are OBLIGATED to be superheroes.
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Apr. 17th, 2008 10:55 amSo I'm a big fan of conspiracies, whether they make a lick of sense or not, and I love hearing about new ones. I'm a Fortean, really. To the left of skeptics but to the right of ZOMG THE PRESIDENT IS A REPTOID.
While I'm a big fan of the classics--JFK's assassination; chemtrails; and the one that spawned modern anti-semitism, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion--I've recently discovered my new favorite.
His name is Alan Watt, and he is Scottish Madness Made Flesh.
His website, Cutting Through the Matrix, seems to have been built in 2000 with bad html and third-gen image files. It's...seriously, it's fantastically odd.
His primary theory? The Masons are responsible for everything ever and are in control of everything ever. From entertainment throughout history, to the recent trend of "going green", to their secret mind-control devices that can make you do anything from anywhere, to...you name it and the Masons did it, are doing it, and will be doing it. One of the things that I find particularly fascinating is that he rarely posits any theories about what we can do to stop them, or what things, if any, AREN'T controlled by them.
I *HIGHLY* recommend listening to some of the audio files of his recent shows. They're...brilliantly odd. Be ready for a fairly monotone voice, though, and sometimes the opening is a bit slow, but they pick up speed nicely. You can download them or just play them as mp3's through your browser.
So...
What's YOUR favorite conspiracy theory...?
Gizzus links if you have 'em.
While I'm a big fan of the classics--JFK's assassination; chemtrails; and the one that spawned modern anti-semitism, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion--I've recently discovered my new favorite.
His name is Alan Watt, and he is Scottish Madness Made Flesh.
His website, Cutting Through the Matrix, seems to have been built in 2000 with bad html and third-gen image files. It's...seriously, it's fantastically odd.
His primary theory? The Masons are responsible for everything ever and are in control of everything ever. From entertainment throughout history, to the recent trend of "going green", to their secret mind-control devices that can make you do anything from anywhere, to...you name it and the Masons did it, are doing it, and will be doing it. One of the things that I find particularly fascinating is that he rarely posits any theories about what we can do to stop them, or what things, if any, AREN'T controlled by them.
I *HIGHLY* recommend listening to some of the audio files of his recent shows. They're...brilliantly odd. Be ready for a fairly monotone voice, though, and sometimes the opening is a bit slow, but they pick up speed nicely. You can download them or just play them as mp3's through your browser.
So...
What's YOUR favorite conspiracy theory...?
Gizzus links if you have 'em.
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Mar. 17th, 2008 03:08 pmHAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY, WAR IN IRAQ!!!
GOOD NEWS!!!
GOOD NEWS!!!
Dick Cheney said today, "If you look back on those five years it has
been a difficult, challenging but nonetheless successful
endeavor ... and it has been well worth the effort,"
Two paragraphs down from that quote on the Reuters site?
"Shortly after Cheney spoke, a woman wearing a suicide vest blew herself up in a cafe in the southern holy Shi'ite city of Kerbala, killing 25 people and wounding 50, police and health officials said. Bombs in Baghdad killed four and wounded 13."
been a difficult, challenging but nonetheless successful
endeavor ... and it has been well worth the effort,"
Two paragraphs down from that quote on the Reuters site?
"Shortly after Cheney spoke, a woman wearing a suicide vest blew herself up in a cafe in the southern holy Shi'ite city of Kerbala, killing 25 people and wounding 50, police and health officials said. Bombs in Baghdad killed four and wounded 13."
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Sep. 11th, 2007 01:56 pmDear General Petraeous,
I would like to politely submit the following fact.
WHEN YOU SAY "DRAWBACK OF TROOPS" WE KNOW THAT THIS MEANS "TROOP WITHDRAWAL."
CHANGING THE WORDS TO SOMETHING THAT MEANS THE SAME THING?
IT'S NOT FUCKING FOOLING US, JACKASS.
Respectfully,
Love,
benjamin sTone
PS -- You want ketchup with your goddamned words?
I would like to politely submit the following fact.
WHEN YOU SAY "DRAWBACK OF TROOPS" WE KNOW THAT THIS MEANS "TROOP WITHDRAWAL."
CHANGING THE WORDS TO SOMETHING THAT MEANS THE SAME THING?
IT'S NOT FUCKING FOOLING US, JACKASS.
benjamin sTone
PS -- You want ketchup with your goddamned words?
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Sep. 10th, 2007 04:26 pmSeeing No End In Sight tomorrow.
Yeah, we'll be watching it on September 11th. There's no planned significance, it was just the best day for us to see it with our friend Rob.
And this is all you're going to hear from me about 9/11, because...well, because I honest-to-shit don't have anything to say about it. Not a biscuit. I mean, what the shit am I supposed to say? How's this: how long until I get tired of hearing/seeing NEVAR FORGET! tomorrow and seeing t-shirts about it and fucking news coverage with tiny transparent flag animations in the corner all day, and sad polticians, and fuck all that.
Yes, it was horrific, but it's not the only horrific thing that's happened in the world in the last six years. We just don't see the others, because they don't involve us.
The sooner we just let it be a day again, the sooner we can get motherfucking poltiicians and jackass conservatives to stop invoking it like it's a goddamned magic spell that's supposed to shut our mouths and force compliance
And if you say Al Qaeda or Iraq to me tomorrow, I'll probably slap you.
Yeah, we'll be watching it on September 11th. There's no planned significance, it was just the best day for us to see it with our friend Rob.
And this is all you're going to hear from me about 9/11, because...well, because I honest-to-shit don't have anything to say about it. Not a biscuit. I mean, what the shit am I supposed to say? How's this: how long until I get tired of hearing/seeing NEVAR FORGET! tomorrow and seeing t-shirts about it and fucking news coverage with tiny transparent flag animations in the corner all day, and sad polticians, and fuck all that.
Yes, it was horrific, but it's not the only horrific thing that's happened in the world in the last six years. We just don't see the others, because they don't involve us.
The sooner we just let it be a day again, the sooner we can get motherfucking poltiicians and jackass conservatives to stop invoking it like it's a goddamned magic spell that's supposed to shut our mouths and force compliance
And if you say Al Qaeda or Iraq to me tomorrow, I'll probably slap you.
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Jul. 13th, 2007 05:06 pmFox News? How many people do YOU ruin?
Seriously, this is one of the fucking strangest things I've seen in a long time.
Clearly these people are part of the "blame somebody else" generation.
I mean, aren't they talking about kids that are about the ages that THEIR kids are?
I guess Rogers is to blame instead of their shitty parenting skills.
I know some people who deserve cock punches / taco kicks.
Thanksblackrabbitpix
Anyway, here are three Fox fuckups to make you feel better:
Also, make sure you listen to her clever comment at 40 seconds, which makes me laugh:
This one is worth the shaky camerawork just for their reaction at the end:
Seriously, this is one of the fucking strangest things I've seen in a long time.
Clearly these people are part of the "blame somebody else" generation.
I mean, aren't they talking about kids that are about the ages that THEIR kids are?
I guess Rogers is to blame instead of their shitty parenting skills.
I know some people who deserve cock punches / taco kicks.
Thanks
blackrabbitpixAnyway, here are three Fox fuckups to make you feel better:
Also, make sure you listen to her clever comment at 40 seconds, which makes me laugh:
This one is worth the shaky camerawork just for their reaction at the end:
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Nov. 22nd, 2006 09:02 pm*ahem*
EARLIER REPORTS ABOUT AN ENORMOUS WHITE RUSSIAN WERE PATENTLY UNTRUE!
There is no huge White Russian here.
Not a one to be seen.
Nope.
...
Shut up, liver.
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EARLIER REPORTS ABOUT AN ENORMOUS WHITE RUSSIAN WERE PATENTLY UNTRUE!
There is no huge White Russian here.
Not a one to be seen.
Nope.
...
Shut up, liver.
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