Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Melissa--aka his_hamstress--documented the details of this weekend with more details and more photos than I did.

It's great, even if it does show how I weigh more than I've ever weighed in my life. Time to fix that. ANYWAY...

She's a rockstar, and you should check it out.

I'll try to draw something for y'all tonight, unless Watch The Season Premiere Of Doctor Who night runs long and late.

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Man, I got two SIR REGINALD drawings in the last couple of days.

The first is a pencil drawing that arrived in the mail. It's by that sexiest of beasts,his_hamstress, and the blurred part is there because blah blah blah.



The second is by the ever-lovely and ever-talented the_crowchan  and was inspired by the recent mention of Sharon...



Just realized that this drawing kinda reminds me of ms_tek ...

Have a good day, kids. Tonight I'll be eating something So You Don't Have To, which means that a complete entry on it should be up by Friday morning.

Smooches,

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From his_hamstress, the woman who brought you the Benchiladad:



You get...

Well, TOMORROW AFTERNOON, you get...

Look, it's a secret, but I'll let you know this...she gave me something.

I did something with it...and I did it so you don't have to:

his_hamstress BRINGS THE HEAT in my...9th? installment of FIVE QUESTIONS:
Remember, if you have FIVE QUESTIONS for me...bring it.
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1. If the intarwebs were suddenly no more and being online was lost forever, how would you deal?

I'd have to buy a typewriter to replace the one that I sold a few years ago.
Preferably one of those electricalistic ones that rumbles when you turn it on.
Also, I'd just have to try a little more harder to be Internet Famous, on account of what it wouldn't be there anymore.
Also, I'd read more books.

Oh, also lots of booze and crying.

2. If you could live any place in the world after Urbana, where would you choose and why (note that this is not limited to cities and places on land)

London. It would be a place I could wander forever in.

Hong Kong, sight unseen, but I'd want to get a little bit of Cantonese in my languagebrainmeats first. It's this weirdass mystical land of awesome in my head. Back alleys, and shitty apartments, and beautiful madness. My brain already thinks I live there whenever I watch a HK film.

Friends tell me that if I ever visit New York City that I'll never come back...

3. What is the most obscure sentence that you can think of, off the top of your head?

"The flute is peanut."

4. How would you be able to handle it if you were immersed in an entire state of depervation for one week with nothing but sleep and your biggest fear?

Most likely go a bit madder than now. Perhaps I'd be okay, due to predisposition to madness.
Mind, one of my fears--probably not the biggest--is losing my memory too soon, so maybe I'd take a lot of naps, so I'd forget that I was scared of forgetting.

5. Do you know the muffin man? 

"I am the muffin man.
 Here I am and you know I can
 Love me if you let me."

REASON 18,211 TO LOVE THE INTERWEBS: It sends you cookies.




Okay, technically it was his_hamstress, but since I know her only through The Interwebs, you can see how I made that connection.

Also, Sara and I ate a few before taking this picture.

Also, yes we ate cookies that came through the mail from a complete stranger and we think they even have almond extract in them which makes me think cyanide, but I haven't died and they're delicious, so...

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APOLOGIES FOR THE TARDINESS, his_hamstress!!!




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