Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

Over the last, ermm…lots of years, I’ve been doing a regular thing where I have a preposterous amount of fun taking my toys into the bookstacks and finding appropriate books for them.

The setups vary from comic book humor, to pop culture humor, to NOBODY WILL GET THAT JOKE, BENJAMIN.

I have some new ones planned out, so I thought I’d familiarize people with some of my older ones.

Also, if all goes well, you’ll have the first splash page of The Wizard’s Lesson tomorrow morning. Here are Part 1, Parts 2 & 3, Parts 4 & 5, and Part 6.

More Toys in the Bookstacks behind the cut.

Now go hug somebody.

Love,

benjamin

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Man, seriously, zombie stuff will never stop being awesome to me. Yes, we hit an oversaturation point a few years ago, but like Chinese food, it is simply impossible for me to have too much of it.

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"GAINESVILLE -- (AP)-- The University of Florida is prepared for all sorts of disasters. Even zombies.The plan may not be on the website anymore, but they should know that nothing dies on the internet. Indeed, I found the pdf on Google Docs. I highly recommend reading it, especially the Infected Co-worker Dispatch Form.

Smooches,

b

The invitation listed a "...strict no ninjas policy. Ninjas will be keelhauled."

So I came as a ZOMBIE PIRATE!!! (c.f. this phone post)



Zombie Pirate and his Saucy Wench



Zombie pirate drank that entire bottle of "sparkling wine" very quickly. Then, right when he was done, he heard chuckdawg  shouting "It's Shot O'Clock!" from inside the house.

Uncle Zombie Pirate Drinky's work is never done.

HELL. YEAH.
Go see it, or the kicking begins.

b

Behind a cut, because you need the LARGE version of the picture for the best effect...

"Damn it, this is absolutely no help whatsoever!!!"



I guess you can't judge a book by its cover...

benjamin

A short story I wrote three months ago, originally posted over here.

( Wrote a new one page story. I think I like it. )

    Relentless zombie nightmare last night.  One of those fuckbastards where, no matter how long you stay awake after you wake up, when your head hits the pillow again you're right where you left off.
   
    Inexplicably made it through the whole dream WITHOUT being infected. Curious zombies. They were slow, but only mostly dead or somesuch. No rotting faces or anything. Didn't bleed when you cut them.  And got EVERYWHERE.
   
    Possibly the oddest things were that in any crowd of zombies was always SOMEBODY I recognized (even in other cities) and that they didn't bang on doors or walls, they all crowded against the object and pushed with their legs and eventually whatever it was just broke.  Somehow I knew that their strength gradually increased the longer they stayed at a task.
   
    Sort of a "The more APATHETIC AND CRAVING HUMAN FLESH Hulk gets, the STRONGER Hulk gets!"
   
    I'm warm and I need to shave.
   
    I also need to post the next bit about Mr. Clifton, and his Recently Restored Madd Ninja Skillz. I'll link to the first bit of the story when I do. Well, the first bit of the story with Mr. Clifton...he's in the "Serge, Mike, and Moon Turk"...umm, I was gonna say story, but it's turning novelish.  Damn it.

    Somebody please remind my worm-ridden brain to do this today, no matter what. I keep putting off finishing this bit.

benjamin
CURRENT MUSIC: "This Time (Rivera Rotation Remix)" - Q-Burns Abstract Message
LAST BOOK I READ A PAGE OF: Harry Potter 6, leave me alone
LAST MOVIE: Ummm...halfway through THE ANARCHISTS (Korea/China, 2000, Action-Thriller-VagueComedy)
NEXT MOVIE: Really tempted to rewatch TOKYO DRIFTER (Japan, 1966, Action-Drama-Yakuza) but might be MEMENTO  MORI (Korea, 1998, Horror)