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Well, kids it looks like I Do These Things So SON OF A BITCH I'M A GODDAMNED FUCKING IDIOT! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

I fucking fucked that fucking fuck fuck thing up.

You see,

blissitate sent me a package. It contained magic items.

So, I did what I do; I took a few shots, then I did my second ever Video Version of SYDHT, and you know what I did then?

I took the .mov file and banged onit with my stupid caveman hands until it got corrupted and broke.

So now I've got a few pictures, some pithy comments, and no shots of the eating or the aftermath.

My rage is palpable. Seriously. You should have seen this fucking video. I'll make it up by eating one of the other three items soon. Or something

fairyarmadillo gave me a while back. Or...well, that's a meal for another time.

Here's some photos or something.

( I guess it was gonna be good...*sob*... )
So that's it, cause the video's gone.
Allow me to sum up.

( You know what? Honestly? )

Current Location: the couch
Current Music: "There Ain't No Tits On The Radio" - Scissor Sisters

So, it's pretty fucking fun to get packages in the mailbox addressed only to "Benchilada, 712 S. Anderson, Urbana, IL, 61801."

It's even more funner when the package comes from the lovely pairing of

pure_doxyk and

riotmod.

I forgetted to take a photo of the card they included, but it was essentially:

1) Observe
2) Phear
3) Eat
4) Take Photos
5) Entertain Us

So, here's what were as to be in it:

Hello Kitty. Apple Marshmallow. Apple Jelly Inside. With an illustration that looks like a cross-section of a hard-boiled egg.

Oh. Oh HELLS yeah.

So, I got this package right before

chuckdawg and

sarahsam came by for dinner, so we made it my second ever group version of So You Don't Have To.

Don't worry, the next one will be another solo adventure, with a gift I got from from

his_hamstress.

Also, for some reason, I was an idiot and deleted the first photo of me pointing at the egg, speared as it was on a dainty cocktail fork. So be it.

In any event...

( LET'S GODDAMNED GET TO IT!!! PHOTOS, PHOTOS, PHOTOS!!! )

Current Location: Undergraduate Library on a late lunch...
Current Music: "Unfinished Instrumental" - Parliament

Breaking radio silence for a moment.

Do you have evil food you think I should eat for the betterment of mankind?
You know, that can of Curried Monkey Brains that you keep seeing at the scary store on the corner.

E-mail me for my address.
moxy att tmbg dott org
Please include your LJ username in case I don't recognize your "real" name. :)

benjamin sTone
on behalf of "I Do This So You Don't Have To"

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Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Making The Masses Happy With Cupcakes and Blowjobs.

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