[personal profile] andyluke on OCD and organizing candies by color:

"I have a jelly babies thing. If I have jelly babies I like to arrange them in three, must be of a different colour. I take a knife and slice them into heads legs and torso and switch their body parts around and put them back together again. Not so much an obsession as a compulsive fancy."
So, it's pretty fucking fun to get packages in the mailbox addressed only to "Benchilada, 712 S. Anderson, Urbana, IL, 61801."

It's even more funner when the package comes from the lovely pairing of [profile] pure_doxyk and [personal profile] riotmod.

I forgetted to take a photo of the card they included, but it was essentially:

1) Observe
2) Phear
3) Eat
4) Take Photos
5) Entertain Us

So, here's what were as to be in it:



Hello Kitty. Apple Marshmallow. Apple Jelly Inside. With an illustration that looks like a cross-section of a hard-boiled egg.

Oh. Oh HELLS yeah.

So, I got this package right before [profile] chuckdawg and [profile] sarahsam came by for dinner, so we made it my second ever group version of So You Don't Have To.

Don't worry, the next one will be another solo adventure, with a gift I got from from [profile] his_hamstress.

Also, for some reason, I was an idiot and deleted the first photo of me pointing at the egg, speared as it was on a dainty cocktail fork. So be it.

In any event...


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Right, so I'm at Meijer, and I find a package labeled "Hispanic Toys and Candy."



Item Number One: Laffy Taffy? Hispanic? Okay, sure, whatever...



Item Number Two: Bazooka Chewing Gum. Um...yeah...



Item Number Three: GUMMI ELEKTRA: ASSASSIN?!




Man, I love life.

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