[personal profile] benchilada
Oh...

Oh hell no...

Did I do something...SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO?!




[profile] sarahsam gave me this one. We had no idea what it was, and decided that research would be the WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT I COULD DO. No, no, I was going to try this without any prior knowledge of its ingredients.

Well, I mean, it's got ingredients, but...



High grade greencrocery? Umm...'kay. At least it's "eatable directly," right?

Don't worry, I checked and the product was neither of these:



I wonder if...ummm...MAKE HER STOP LOOKING AT ME!



If I die, here's where to send your hate mail / thank-you cards.



I'm not too worried, though. I mean, according to their website, they did get a certificate/plaque of The Honest Enterprises of Pay Taxes.

Here it is, in all of its nose-scrunching, halted-speech, sniffing Tourette's glory...




It certainly could have been worse than what appears to have been spicy, salty cabbage stuff.
It also could have been better, like if, say, I'd put it in some fucking soup.

Proving once again that if you tell me it's food I'll eat it,

I remain,

b

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