Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Always, ALWAYS remember that I do these things SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

So, after last night's teaser you get to learn what expires in...ummm...



That's right, kids, it's:



his_hamstress  sent me a package. Yet another reason to love her. We simply MUST visit her in St. Louis soon.


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Dear interwebs, I'm gonna
be in the Chicago Chinatown some time after 5 to wander for a while and grab something to eat. Interested? 2176493032

Houston Chinatown:







I forgot to get a picture of the "Vegetarian Intestines."

Okay, there's a better reason than "I forgot," but that'll do.

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My brain does not work properly. It's a good thing I found these in Chinatown.



Tell me these are not the coolest damn pills ever. I mean, sure, the ingredients are in Latin, which means there are about six ingredients that, instead of saying "seed" say "semen," but hey...

( More pictures of Chinatown and Chinese food and more. )

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