UNICRON CAUGHT IN PHONE SEX SCANDAL!!!
Oct. 14th, 2012 02:17 pm
"Galvatron denies allegations of a set-up plot involving Michael Bay."
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Jun. 16th, 2011 10:31 pmCongressman Steve Israel, you were chosen at random by me.
But there are plenty of Democrats that I wanted to say this to.
Yeah, I said it to him via Twitter. Because there's no other way for a non-constituent to contact him.
That link should be valid for a few days, before the "tweets" vanish way far away into Twitter's belly.
Here's a list of congresspeople, if you want to tell yours why wasting time with Anthony Weiner's junk was a distraction by both Republicans AND Democrats from things that actually matter.
Love,
benjamin
But there are plenty of Democrats that I wanted to say this to.
Yeah, I said it to him via Twitter. Because there's no other way for a non-constituent to contact him.
That link should be valid for a few days, before the "tweets" vanish way far away into Twitter's belly.
Here's a list of congresspeople, if you want to tell yours why wasting time with Anthony Weiner's junk was a distraction by both Republicans AND Democrats from things that actually matter.
Love,
benjamin
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May. 10th, 2011 02:45 pmI still have another upload or two of China pics to put on Flickr. I also have some art that I haven't finished yet, and many other things are coming together, like the So You Don't Have To that I shot in China with my brother Nate 1000.
In the mean time, please enjoy the fact that in Shanghai, they label where the vampire orgies are.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fairyarmadillo still has a hard time not laughing at this one:
In other news, I FUCKING WARNED YOU:
True story.
Love,
b
In the mean time, please enjoy the fact that in Shanghai, they label where the vampire orgies are.
fairyarmadillo still has a hard time not laughing at this one: In other news, I FUCKING WARNED YOU:
True story.
Love,
b
Kittens in AU-to TU-une.
May. 12th, 2010 11:29 amHey kids! Happy New Comic Day!
It seems that the Sexuality Edition of The Truth is growing again, after a mention over at Gala Darling.. Indeed, it still gets a few random comments from time to time.
I highly encourage you to go over and have a look. It's now got five pages worth of responses now and they're all dreadfully fascinating. I kinda re-read all of the comments and only have a few new ones to reply to.
In other news, nearly all other cute in the world has been trumped by this. NEARLY. But yeah, most of it. Except for The Civet.
Okay, I take part of that cute from the tripkitty and put it over here. At fifteen seconds my ass started cracking up. AND IT ALREADY HAS ONE CRACK, IT DOES NOT NEED ANOTHER.
Smooches,
b
It's sad, because there's good stuff there, but when I can jump on the internet and watch the world's tallest donkey have intimate relations with a talking Coke machine...well...
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I have some treats for you soon, kiddies, but for today, please enjoy a creepy old witch giving Mexico a handjob.
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The Truth: Sexuality
Sep. 23rd, 2009 12:27 pm
Everybody has it, my friends, and WE want to hear about YOURS.
Yep, it's time for another installment of The Truth.
Previous installments include: The Crush Entry.
Also: The Parallel You Entry.
Also: The Memory You'll Never Lose Entry.
Also: The Fetish / Kink Entry.
Also: The Drug Entry
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I want to hear about you.
How do you identify?
Are you a guy who only bangs girls or are you a guy who only bangs girls but occasionally gets an inexplicable desire to suck a dick?
Are you a woman who desperately wishes she liked other women sexually?
Are you a closeted gay man or a “college bisexual” woman?
Do you swing? Are you polyamorous? Polygamous? Monogamous? Omnigamous?
Do you have sexual feelings that you don’t voice, are scared to voice, would never voice?
Would you rather have oral than penetrative sex? Vice versa?
Are you trapped in something—a body, a relationship, a category—that offends you or holds you back?
Do you need to have something in particular happen or be present to really get to it?
What is sex to you, what is your sexuality to you?
What is sex to you, what is your sexuality to you?
I’ve always been fascinated with concepts of sexuality and the vast expanse of sexual desires and wants and needs, so lay yours out on the table, so to speak. All of it.
Me?
I'm queer.
I'm equally attracted to males and females and every notch in-between.
As some of you know, I despise looking in mirrors. I don’t like the way I look and I don’t ever look like what I look like in my head. It’s clear from my reflection that I’m male—facial structure, beard, et cetera—but I have a hard time thinking of myself as a “guy.” It’s insanely difficult to explain. I just feel like a person, you know? That my sexual organs include a penis sometimes feels secondary. I look at people as people. There's just some shit that I'll never be able to explain, even to myself.
I don’t have any particular body part—i.e. breasts, arms, ass—that I focus on when I look at people in a sexual way.
I like to think that there isn’t anything physical that automatically turns me off from people, but who knows?
I really like when girls dress like boys.
I really like when boys dress like girls.
Smiles turn me on.
Amateur porn does it for me about ten times more than the professional stuff.
Fake breasts usually scare me.
I don't care if you shave everything or nothing, but the latter is less-preferred.
Posthuman/cybernetic things are attractive to me.I wish I looked good in drag. I recently discovered that I can pull some off, and it felt fantastic.
God DAMN I enjoy performing oral sex.
Some days I swish, some days I swagger.
There’s something about tight, non-meatmarket clothes, and any clothes that make you look happy and comfortable.
You are always sexier to me if you feel like you’re sexy, but don’t mistake arrogance and ego for confidence and that indefinable spark.
I’m always up for trying something new.
I think you're pretty.
If you have questions, ask away; I'll answer nearly everything.
So there you have some-but-not-all about me…
…what about YOU?
IP logging is off, anonymous commenting is enabled.
Insults, et al, will be deleted.
Tell your friends to come by and comment. Return to this entry every so often to read and comment on what others have to say.
Talk to us…
b
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Sep. 4th, 2009 12:33 pm>>> Rid yourself of Jews with alcohol and coarse salt
>>> Who's going to buy one forme my neighbors' dog?
>>> Don't fuck with the Finnish.
>>> How to sell a shitty house.
>>> Put that baby's heart back where it belongs, young man!
( IN CONCLUSION: BLESS YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU INTERNET. NSFW )
See you in a few days,
b
>>> Who's going to buy one for
>>> Don't fuck with the Finnish.
>>> How to sell a shitty house.
>>> Put that baby's heart back where it belongs, young man!
( IN CONCLUSION: BLESS YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU INTERNET. NSFW )
See you in a few days,
b
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Mar. 12th, 2007 02:18 pmSo, I got a delightful spam today.
Its subject?
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"Increase the volume of your ejaculation in just days!"
Ever wanted longer, more intense orgasms?
Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
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Question Time:
Men: Have you honestly ever thought of these things? Longer, more intense orgasm, sure, but...
Ladies: Would you REALLY be "impressed" by a "huge cumshot?"
Other questions/comments encouraged.
b
Its subject?
Increase cum volume by 500%
"Increase the volume of your ejaculation in just days!"
Ever wanted longer, more intense orgasms?
Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
Have you ever wanted to impress your girl with a huge cumshot?
Order today and We fully guarantee."
Question Time:
Men: Have you honestly ever thought of these things? Longer, more intense orgasm, sure, but...
Ladies: Would you REALLY be "impressed" by a "huge cumshot?"
Other questions/comments encouraged.
b
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Feb. 27th, 2007 04:18 pmSee, as soon as I start thinking "Damn, ![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
eurotard is all fucked-up in the head," we get into a comments discussion that involves infinite ejaculation.
I love you, interwebs.
EDIT: The term "fractaljaculation" may be used with proper credit given. :)
eurotard is all fucked-up in the head," we get into a comments discussion that involves infinite ejaculation.I love you, interwebs.
EDIT: The term "fractaljaculation" may be used with proper credit given. :)
Wrote a new one page story. I think I like it.
( This story is not for those easily offended by...imagery )
( This story is not for those easily offended by...imagery )
benjamin sTone
Current Music: “Cream” -- Prince and the New Power
Generation
Last Book I Read a Page of: Psycho Shop – Alfred Bester and Roger Zelazny
Last Movie: Star Wars
III: Where’s
Next Movie: Dolls
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