Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

So, I got a delightful spam today.

Its subject?

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Question Time:

Men: Have you honestly ever thought of these things? Longer, more intense orgasm, sure, but...
Ladies: Would you REALLY be "impressed" by a "huge cumshot?"

Other questions/comments encouraged.

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