Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

>>> Rid yourself of Jews with alcohol and coarse salt

>>> Who's going to buy one for me my neighbors' dog?

>>> Don't fuck with the Finnish.

>>> How to sell a shitty house.

>>> Put that baby's heart back where it belongs, young man!



( IN CONCLUSION: BLESS YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU INTERNET. NSFW )

See you in a few days,

b

Yeah, I bailed on the theme when I realized Mama could probably add more good stuff to tales of my youth than I could, since my memory is horrible for such things.

b