Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

GAWD, WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!

No, seriously.

Flash fiction like I used to do?
More about the Mo-Lan Devils?
Sir Reginald?
Stories about life in the late shift at the Convenience Store?
Stories from The Most Batshit Insane Restaurant in History?

C'mon, people, gimme some input.

Or I'll just post more pictures of tiny Chinese children killing me.

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