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[benchilada]

"Fuck off. When you can shit 20$ bills, I will swoon over you. When you can ooze rootbeer from your pores, I will swoon over you. When you can hand me Pizza Hut that isn't going make my pants split from the fat on my ass, I will envy you. But you can't. All you can do is be a bitch. Oh, and bellydance. But guess what? I can too." - his_hamstress

I fucking love my friends.