Who knew that a few posts about Creepy Photoshop Lady would provide so many entries of pure entertainment? Not I. And now...

TWO PEOPLE HAVE KICKED THE ASS OF EVERYTHING FOR ME!

Heh.


Life, it keeps getting better.

Part One:

A few months ago Lovely Wife Sara convinced me to watch a movie she loved as a child that had just come out on DVD, a movie called Savannah Smiles. I asked Geoff at That's Rentertainment -- best video store EVAR -- if he was getting it in, and he said he would call me when it arrived.

He did, we watched it, and I cried like a little girl at this children's movie about bank robbers who accidentally kidnap the Cutest Child Ever.

Anyway, when the tears ended, I took a photo of myself. If you think this is bad, you should see how ugly I am when I'm actually in the process of crying:



Yesterday Belgian artist [profile] grafunkel   was inspired by the last few days worth of photos and did me up right proper-like.


And if you missed it, you'd better see what [profile] pyrotech_c3h8  did for me at the same time, complete independently.

PART TWO:
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"Well Ben, thanks to your post about photo retouching services, I decided to try my hand at it, and I think mine came out pretty well. I thought it only fitting that I take a picture of you for inspiration!

First, I started with this picture



I thought I could even it out a bit and I was pretty pleased with the results. Now THIS is the type of picture you mail home to your parents in a Christmas card motherfuckers!"


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Now jump on their LJ's like they're sweet, round, perfect booties with the word TAP tattooed on one cheek and ME on the other.

Smooches,

b

PS - Special thanks to [profile] wigu, without whom none of this would have been possible. He probably would like you to mail him some beer.
Why I love Bookcrossing:

Click to view large image of cover in new window...

Fahrenheit 451

By Ray Bradbury  category Science Fiction & Fantasy

status (set by AnonymousFinder): to be read

3 journalers for this copy...


Journal entry 1 by benchilada from Urbana, Illinois  USA on Monday, December 12, 2005

Man, I love finding copies of this book to give away.


Journal entry 2 by benchilada from Urbana, Illinois  USA on Monday, December 12, 2005

Released about 6 mos ago (12/12/2005 5:00:00 PM BX time) at That's Rentertainment, 516 E. John (by 6th St.) in Champaign, Illinois USA

RELEASE NOTES:

In the NEW RELEASES section...

:)

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Journal entry 3 by fredfollmer from Urbana, Illinois  USA on Friday, December 23, 2005

found it at my work at the video store. im really excited to read this again as it is one of my fav books. i watched the truffaut movie after i found it because i was so excited.

CAUGHT IN URBANA IL USA

book rating: 9 out of 10

Journal entry 4 by Wings details...AnonymousFinderWings details... from n/a, n/a  n/a on Saturday, June 17, 2006

book in good shape, will read it and pass it to an italian probably

CAUGHT IN PARIS ILE-DE-FRANCE FRANCE


Not a bad trip so far, right?

b

I was a dead game show host for Halloween this year.

"On my way to work, I got hit by A FABULOUS NEW CAR!!!"
"Get stomach flu on a two week cruise DOWN THE RIVER STYX!!!"
"I accidentally went through DOOR NUMBER TWO!!!"

There were several people in the bookstacks that I scared the pee out of. Today was a good day.

Here are pics, but you can’t see the tire marks I drew on my legs. And those are Hell Bank Notes in my pocket

 

3 More of me and one of biffbangpow )


Um...yeah, originally uploaded by benchilada.

"The wacky wild wolf intends to go after the beautiful young girl, that makes her in danger. However, each time in the critical moment, a salvation will come upon from those fashionable vanny.

"The Super Cop, Droopy, also encountered a series of funny and new-fashion stories. That's guaranteed for your laughters and enjoyment."



ALSO PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HOMETOWN PANTY...err...PANTRY:



On a side note: grape cigars? The fuck?

benjamin

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