Oh shit. I wrote a Sir Reginald story. Oh shit. Wow. Okay, I'm just gonna post that in the morning. Zounds. It's been a very, very long time since I could do that. Fuck. Wow. Fuck.
Ways To Know Things Are Really Quite Awesome, Chapter 412:

-- Get an e-mail from Dean "[profile] man_size  " Haspiel titled "I sent Walter Simonson your Hemingway comic"

--
Read Simonson's e-mail, which says "Great Hemingway strip.  Just great! W"

Zounds.

Time to get back to writing, it seems.

b
Who knew that a few posts about Creepy Photoshop Lady would provide so many entries of pure entertainment? Not I. And now...

TWO PEOPLE HAVE KICKED THE ASS OF EVERYTHING FOR ME!

Heh.


Life, it keeps getting better.

Part One:

A few months ago Lovely Wife Sara convinced me to watch a movie she loved as a child that had just come out on DVD, a movie called Savannah Smiles. I asked Geoff at That's Rentertainment -- best video store EVAR -- if he was getting it in, and he said he would call me when it arrived.

He did, we watched it, and I cried like a little girl at this children's movie about bank robbers who accidentally kidnap the Cutest Child Ever.

Anyway, when the tears ended, I took a photo of myself. If you think this is bad, you should see how ugly I am when I'm actually in the process of crying:



Yesterday Belgian artist [profile] grafunkel   was inspired by the last few days worth of photos and did me up right proper-like.


And if you missed it, you'd better see what [profile] pyrotech_c3h8  did for me at the same time, complete independently.

PART TWO:
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"Well Ben, thanks to your post about photo retouching services, I decided to try my hand at it, and I think mine came out pretty well. I thought it only fitting that I take a picture of you for inspiration!

First, I started with this picture



I thought I could even it out a bit and I was pretty pleased with the results. Now THIS is the type of picture you mail home to your parents in a Christmas card motherfuckers!"


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Now jump on their LJ's like they're sweet, round, perfect booties with the word TAP tattooed on one cheek and ME on the other.

Smooches,

b

PS - Special thanks to [profile] wigu, without whom none of this would have been possible. He probably would like you to mail him some beer.
Wow. My little (18) year old brother pointed this out to me:

If you type Benjamin Stone into Google, I'm number three.

Not bad for a name shared by lots of people, including an old character on L.A. Law Law and Order.

Not bad for just some guy over here.

b
(PS - Thanks to [personal profile] harmlessinc for the icon)

Sorry. It was [personal profile] fairyarmadillo.
Right. The latest Sir Reginald story is being re-written one more time.

I've never had one give me this much of a pain in my ass.
It *WILL* be up tomorrow morning.

In the mean time, enjoy the continued awesome that Australian artist TREVOR WOOD brings to the scene:

Sir Reginald by "rumpusroomie" on Livejournal 3

If that wouldn't inspire YOU to do better work, you're a fish.

A terribly uninteresting fish.

b
Ummmm...

HOLY SHIT!



This is another version of the awesome drawing that Trevor Wood made a week or so ago.

Trevor's made a LiveJournal that he's probably not going to use ([profile] rumpusroomie) and his website is Woodland Creative.

Also?

This illustration is available as desktop art, and he made a Sir Reginald icon. [Icon is currently down, the rest is there]

Life kicks ass.

b
For those of you who are relatively new here, I occasionally do something I like to call Fuck With My Art, in which I quickly write a silly little story and then have people muck about with it. If you scroll through some of those entries, you'll find some truly amazing stuff that people have done.

Truly spinning shit into gold, some of them.

Well, in response to my time travel story, (the one that [personal profile] fairyarmadillo and [profile] locura_insomnio made into this incredible piece), [personal profile] funranium has written his own story.

And I think it kicks my story up and down the goddamned street.

Go and read it, or...you know, I'm not even going to try to be witty or swear cleverly or anything.

Just go read the damn thing.

benjamin

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