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First, there were HEMINGWAY COMIX!
Next, there were PLATH COMIX!
Suddenly, LOVECRAFT COMIX!
But then...
If he asks, you don't know where I live.
Harlan Ellison Comix were brought to you by the glass teat.
Smooches,
benjamin
First, there were HEMINGWAY COMIX!
Next, there were PLATH COMIX!
Suddenly, LOVECRAFT COMIX!
But then...
If he asks, you don't know where I live.
Harlan Ellison Comix were brought to you by the glass teat.
Smooches,
benjamin
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Sep. 17th, 2007 05:42 pmBlackwater "Security" Company finally kicked-out of Iraq, by Iraq.
Compare articles, it's very interesting.
A few years and a few killings too late, don't you think?
Still, better now than never.
Also, shut up, Condoleeza. Just shut up. If you were serious about investigating them, you'd have done so years ago. You're probably just upset that the Iraqi government seems to have briefly grown a tiny pair of balls. Let's hope that after these fall off, the next ones will be bigger.
Compare articles, it's very interesting.
A few years and a few killings too late, don't you think?
Still, better now than never.
Also, shut up, Condoleeza. Just shut up. If you were serious about investigating them, you'd have done so years ago. You're probably just upset that the Iraqi government seems to have briefly grown a tiny pair of balls. Let's hope that after these fall off, the next ones will be bigger.
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Feb. 20th, 2007 05:07 pmApparently a late-bloomer, Tony Blair's balls descend.
Rumors that he will take Bush's cock out of his mouth are still unconfirmed.
Rumors that he will take Bush's cock out of his mouth are still unconfirmed.
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Nov. 8th, 2006 10:16 amConsistently updated information is HERE: http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2006/pages/results/senate/
But for now:
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Updated:
99% of precincts reporting
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195,235 49%
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193,506 48%
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10,188 3%
Virginia Senate
Updated:
99% of precincts reporting
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1,170,689 50%
99% of precincts reporting
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1,162,558 49%
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26,048 1%
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Do you think the Republicans have an elite squad of Vote Changers, dressed like a S.W.A.T. team, but carrying hand-held Diebold machines instead of guns?
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jimmahgee brings you The Truth(tm)!Ladies, he made a comic for you.
Guys, GO READ IT AND PAY ATTENTION.
It is here. Go. Go now.
benjamin
*end transmission*
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Mar. 27th, 2006 12:14 pmBALLS! BALLS, BALLS, BALLS!
Polish writer Stanislaw Lem dead at 84.
SOLARIS remains one of my favorite books ever. Trust me, both of the movies that have been made of it have fuckall to do with the book.
Read it. It's short and magnificent.
Oh, and while you're at the bookstore, grab One Human Minute and The Futurological Congress, one of the Ion Tichy "series" of books.
In conclusion, balls.
benjamin sTone
Polish writer Stanislaw Lem dead at 84.
SOLARIS remains one of my favorite books ever. Trust me, both of the movies that have been made of it have fuckall to do with the book.
Read it. It's short and magnificent.
Oh, and while you're at the bookstore, grab One Human Minute and The Futurological Congress, one of the Ion Tichy "series" of books.
In conclusion, balls.
benjamin sTone
Modified story from 10 years ago...
Oct. 4th, 2005 10:15 amStorytime, kids...
“Easy [Rawlins] has that ironic and detached knowingness of people who are accustomed to being lied to.” – Professor Robert R. Carringer
I called the Devil last night, but all of the lines were busy. Kind of strange, since I was calling at 3am, and the flyer they slipped under the front door of my apartment said that operators were available twenty-four hours a day, three-hundred and sixty-six–yeah, that’s what it says–days a year.
I guess maybe they get pretty busy during the winter months. Cabin fever and Seasonal Affective Disorder hits some people pretty hard. I wonder what people deep in the throes of snow-induced depression ask for. A mansion in the Bahamas? Or maybe they just ask for one day with sun, one day when it isn’t dark by the time they get home from work.
I finally got through, but was immediately put on hold. Ironically, on the television, CNN was reporting how the Treasury Department was trying in vain to get an injunction or dispensation cap placed on how much a person could get for their soul. A market analyst in a tweed jacket with a moustache that had eaten his upper lip was talking about how it was blowing the inflationary index, or the exchange rate, or somethingorother.
I'm not really going to sell my soul, I realize. I'm just kinda bored. A few days ago I lost a finger in a water-skiing accident, and the pain is keeping me from sleeping. Since pain relievers make me sweat blood, I had to make do with “herbal” remedies, like gin, but I just finished my last bottle and won’t have any money until the next child support check comes in.
No, I don’t have custody of my kid, my ex-wife does. Joseph is such a genius that Maria actually pays me a monthly stipend for the privilege of raising him. I understand she’s a multimillionaire just from managing his patents. God only knows what the kid himself is worth. Somebody asked me the other day if I’d heard about the prodigy kid who’d just invented a car that runs on air, but I didn’t tell ‘em he was half me. I never wanted to have a kid, anyway.
That’s why I got my balls filled with cement the day he was born.
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benjamin sTone
Current Music: "Auckland (Deserter '03)" - Zilent Zpott
Last Book I Read a Page of: A Scanner Darkly, Phillip K. Dick
Last Movie: Serenity (2005, USA, Science-Fiction, Dir: Joss Whedon)
Next Movie: Sansho the Bailiff (1954, Japan, Historical Drama, Dir: Kenji Mizoguchi)
“Easy [Rawlins] has that ironic and detached knowingness of people who are accustomed to being lied to.” – Professor Robert R. Carringer
I called the Devil last night, but all of the lines were busy. Kind of strange, since I was calling at 3am, and the flyer they slipped under the front door of my apartment said that operators were available twenty-four hours a day, three-hundred and sixty-six–yeah, that’s what it says–days a year.
I guess maybe they get pretty busy during the winter months. Cabin fever and Seasonal Affective Disorder hits some people pretty hard. I wonder what people deep in the throes of snow-induced depression ask for. A mansion in the Bahamas? Or maybe they just ask for one day with sun, one day when it isn’t dark by the time they get home from work.
I finally got through, but was immediately put on hold. Ironically, on the television, CNN was reporting how the Treasury Department was trying in vain to get an injunction or dispensation cap placed on how much a person could get for their soul. A market analyst in a tweed jacket with a moustache that had eaten his upper lip was talking about how it was blowing the inflationary index, or the exchange rate, or somethingorother.
I'm not really going to sell my soul, I realize. I'm just kinda bored. A few days ago I lost a finger in a water-skiing accident, and the pain is keeping me from sleeping. Since pain relievers make me sweat blood, I had to make do with “herbal” remedies, like gin, but I just finished my last bottle and won’t have any money until the next child support check comes in.
No, I don’t have custody of my kid, my ex-wife does. Joseph is such a genius that Maria actually pays me a monthly stipend for the privilege of raising him. I understand she’s a multimillionaire just from managing his patents. God only knows what the kid himself is worth. Somebody asked me the other day if I’d heard about the prodigy kid who’d just invented a car that runs on air, but I didn’t tell ‘em he was half me. I never wanted to have a kid, anyway.
That’s why I got my balls filled with cement the day he was born.
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benjamin sTone
Current Music: "Auckland (Deserter '03)" - Zilent Zpott
Last Book I Read a Page of: A Scanner Darkly, Phillip K. Dick
Last Movie: Serenity (2005, USA, Science-Fiction, Dir: Joss Whedon)
Next Movie: Sansho the Bailiff (1954, Japan, Historical Drama, Dir: Kenji Mizoguchi)
Storytime, kids...
“Easy [Rawlins] has that ironic and detached knowingness of people who are accustomed to being lied to.” – Professor Robert R. Carringer
( I called the Devil last night, but all of the lines were busy. )
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benjamin sTone
Current Music: "Auckland (Deserter '03)" - Zilent Zpott
Last Book I Read a Page of: A Scanner Darkly, Phillip K. Dick
Last Movie: Serenity (2005, USA, Science-Fiction, Dir: Joss Whedon)
Next Movie: Sansho the Bailiff (1954, Japan, Historical Drama, Dir: Kenji Mizoguchi)
