GOOD SPAM TODAY!

"Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $850,000.00 due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Good luck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?"

The rest is very complex and just, like, the official details, but...


GUISE, WHICH METHOD DO I PICK?!


Okay, shitty English aside...IS THAT A FUCKING ILLUSTRATION OF THE VEINS IN A PENIS? Yeah, that really makes me wanna try your product, slugger...

Good spam today.

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SUBJECT: My boyfriend's member is too big for my mouth!
TEXT: Blondes always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the unrestricted WC!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 5 months and now my putz is terribly more than world.
acquire XXXXXXX
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The "unrestricted water closet?"

You "whizgiggle" at them? Is that laughing while you pee on them?

Also, the man must be bi, because he's referring to female blondes laughing at him, but the subject says that his BOYFRIEND'S member is too big for his mouth.

And sir? I, too, have a putz that is "terribly more than world."

But on some level, don't we all?

b
"The invention of TV hasnt contributed the world as much as Penis Enlarge Patch. "
SPAM SUBJECT LINE:

"URGENT: A balls"
SPAM SUBJECT LINE:

"With magruder none metaphoric"
A.M. spam subject:

"Drink Coca Cola, or get the latest software cds"
Spam poetry. Punctuation and line breaks have been changed, but the word order has been preserved.



TARGET

 

Death particle effects.

Collins Rides Air, swimming sexy

Guess visions own

From members.

Words: Category, Home, Fulltext

Persuade: Showed print

Periodic Php/Mysql backend.

Ten signifies use.copy

Processes dominate fields atomic

Atlanta stories. minutes.

Shuttle Tattoo.

Learned power.

Ed falling.

 Essay: Northrop Frye

Job intros

 

Lady Henry dropped question:

Stretch affecting SampP?

Symbol: Lookup

Register FAQ

Calendar: Todays did this beautiful game, “It Facts.”

Coherence Wears Prada More

Check status: clerical

Schneider

Lookup Updated: sponsored COMING

Lives forever donned uniform.

Confused

Victory supposed classless.

Combining struggle

Crossed

Fillers panel strips filling spreads.

Deft Garys quirky lateral funnier.

Postponed Sri Lankans,

Mace it.

Masthead cosmos

Alien twice

Eddies.

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x-posted to [profile] spampoetry, which you should all join and contribute to 'cause it's awesome...
Got a spam this morning with the subject heading "Freddy Kruger wears Rolex Joy."

Can I get an AMEN!?

b
Off to work
A) I've started a new page of Things I Can't Draw. It will probably be finished during my lunch hour, so I'll have to see if a digital photo does it justice, as I've no scanner at work.

B) Do people really fall for e-mails like this anymore? My virus checker caught it and deleted the part with the virus, but honestly!

"Your message was not delivered due to the following reason(s):
Most likely there is a network problem that prevented delivery, but it is also possible that the computer is turned off, or does not have a mail system running right now."


benjamin
Whose mail system is running, so he'd better go catch it.
Late Night Spam:

每天你可以看看天空
你期望得到什么

也?是一抹??
一朵白云

?或?真的很重要?

我?要的
只不?是一?自由的人生
可以欣?夕?
可以陪孩子成?

可是........?朝九晚五日复一日
我?不再?小孩去公?
我?不再陪父母欣??昏
??上???告常出?的那句 "爸爸?不起"就是??生活的最佳?照

如果有一?兼?机?增加收入
或?我?未?的生活??的不一? 

很多大?院校附近都有?生自己????
他?的收入很多都比上班族优渥
??似乎是?自己??自由的快捷方式

?多人??加盟
就是因?一切都有公司??

如果?..........
有一?兼???的机?
全程??你在家??
不??你的口才人?
1年的?极努力可以??每?月40万以上的收入
往后?年...三年...四年都是倍增的收入
你愿意??了解?

如果你?真的想增加收入
你可以体?我?的成功故事
?上网 http://www.xxxxxxx.xxx

http://xxxxxxxxx

And the translation? )
Of course, it came to my University of Illinois e-mail, which I've never given out. One would think that the computer-savvy UofI could spring for some fucking bot-blocking...

b
Current Mood: Is As Soon As Wipes

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