*sigh*

The next time I hear some guy speak negatively about sagging breasts, I'm going to remind him that someday he'll be kneeing his balls with every step. Oh, and how by that time HIS tits will be sagging, too.

b
*ahem*

EARLIER REPORTS ABOUT AN ENORMOUS WHITE RUSSIAN WERE PATENTLY UNTRUE!

There is no huge White Russian here.

Not a one to be seen.

Nope.

...

Shut up, liver.

b
TomKat get married today.

Spokespeople say that the wedding will be almost exactly like a non-Scientological one.

Photos have already been leaked of Katie preparing for the ceremony.



The Church has also confirmed that L. Ron Hubbard will be in attendance.

TWO THINGS CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY RIGHT NOW:

--- Bipartisan

Shut up. You forgot that this word was in your dictionary for the last six years. Stop saying it in every fucking interview you give. You're sore losers and you can't handle that you're not the only ones making decisions any more.

--- It's time for the Iraqis to start taking responsibility for their own government and protection.

Shut up. We BEAT the SHIT out of their COUNTRY. What the hell kind of logic is it that just because we've continued to fuck them over and fuck them up for the past 3+ years, since it's still not working, we're suddenly we're absolved of all blame? Now it's their turn to take over when they don't have AMMUNITION or TRAINING or GASOLINE?

FUCK!
No, I haven't seen B FOR BENDETTA yet.

Yes, it's one of my favorite books.

Shut up.

I'm going tonight.

benjamin

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