Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Nadja and I went to a Zombie Peep Show last week.



Click the pic for more.

Hey there, little one.

You gonna have a good Thursday?

Love,

b

My second drawing of strange things I apparently say when I'm falling asleep. Nadja has been keeping notes. Also, this was inked over my first and only sketch for this drawing.

I did this while looking at a photo of my own hand.

I promise you, I am not a thalidomide survivor in real life; I just can't draw. Remember?

Love,

b

Today's slightly-more-than-five-minute art is an excellent example of why I call these "Things I Can't Draw."

Love,

b

Another round of badass kids' drawings are up on eBay. 75% of the profits go to tsunami relief, 25% to the Mahomet-Seymour Jr. High drama club. That's where city_of_dis wrote and directed and fairyarmadillo is art-directing.

There will be another round after these.

Come on. They start at .99 cents.

And that's some sort of freaking-awesome Tesla Slug.

Click the pic for a link to all of them.

What's that? You wanted some Inappropriate Comix?

There.

Off in the distance, kicking up sand as it rides towards us.

Holy shit, it's another SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

And hell is riding with it.

We, uh...we recorded this a couple of weeks ago.

We’ve been busy.

Anyway, this SYDHT has MRE pears and canned blood sausage and larvets and king top shell.

"But benjamin," I hear you ask, "what’s king top shell?"

Screw you. I wasn’t told, so you won’t get told. All I knew was that it made me think of this dollar store toy I got in Houston:



In any event, it was only a matter of time until I said "in any event."

This is King Top Shell:






It has MSG in it. Remember when they said that was bad for us?





This is Nadja parboiling it. Or rather, this is it being parboiled by Nadja. Wevs.





**COMMENT REDACTED BY COURT ORDER**





Man, if there’s one thing I like my intestines to be filled with, it’s blood.





Sausage Kitchen sounds like gay cooking porn.





Pears are Nature’s MREs.





For when you just can’t wait to eat it as a bug…





Man, my camera has some weird wide-angle lens distortion stuff sometimes.

RIGHT! VIDEO!

As usual, when being recorded, my Tourette's decides to express itself as "bunny nose" and nonstop fidgeting:




So there you have it. Kinda, yes, no, no.

Here's a link to a page that talks about king top shell.

Here are some links to other places I live online:

Facebook / Flickr /  Twitter / Tumblr / Last.fm / YouTube / LibraryThing

Now go home. Go home to your bloody gophers.

Love,

benjamin sTone
Stone Robot Enterprises

WANT.

CLICK.

BUY AND I WILL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU.

SERIOUSLY, THIS PERSON IS SO COOL.

Love,

b

Apparently I'm going to start using my Tumblr at last. My art, the art of others. If you know somebody whose art needs showcasing, I'm going to try to build a base of users now that can be used in the future.

So add me. And tell your friends.

Also, let's pretend we've already covered the "What's Tumblr" and "I don't understand Tumblr" and "I hate Tumblr" discussions. :P

Smooches,

b