In case you didn't hear,
[info]fairyarmadillo and I went to Shanghai. I took lots of photos. Nadja took a far more sensible amount.

In any event, my little brother Nate 1000 is living there right now, so we all hung out a lot. Pretty fucking awesome. We went into a Dia convenience store so that we could find some strange foods to eat. Nathan picked several, we picked several, and we all sat down at the hotel one night to film:


SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
SHANGHAI NATHAN EDITION!

There are only a few pics of the food. Somehow we took pictures of everything in Shanghai but the packages for this stuff.

So be it, for this is one of my favorite SYDHT's.





As always, my tics get worse when on camera. Weird.

Also, mind your Halloween bags this year for "Dry Beef Hot" and vacuum-sealed, shelf-stable meat. Or man/woman up and try 'em. Maybe you'll actually like it.


Hot dry beef

Duck and Donkey Meat

Smooches,

benjamin


, originally uploaded by benchilada.

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In other news, the latest So You Don't Have To--shot in China with my little brother--has been uploaded to YouTube and will go live tomorrow morning.

Love,

b


Fuck you, Tourette's shits., originally uploaded by benchilada.

NYARGH!


More info on WTF I'm talking about: www.flickr.com/photos/benchilada/4543587726 and www.flickr.com/photos/benchilada/5558612975/


So, [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo and I were talking the other night and somehow we started discussing narmwhals. Not a typo; "narm" as in "more forceful version of nom."

We each pictured in our head what we thought a narmwhal looked like and drew what we saw. Please to enjoy. We've also started a Flickr group to display our mutualistic arts called Stone Robot Art Projects.

In the mean time, NARMWHALS:

benjamin Narmwhal

Narmwhal by Nadja Robot

Love,

Stone-Robot Enterprises




We did a bad, bad thing on Monday night.

Click the pic for more.

b

D1776_013, originally uploaded by ShimonZ.

...but I've been watching it for years, and I love this photo of his.

It's snapshots like this that make me carry a point-and-shoot camera in my pocket at all times.

Thanks, Shimon.

I still have another upload or two of China pics to put on Flickr. I also have some art that I haven't finished yet, and many other things are coming together, like the So You Don't Have To that I shot in China with my brother Nate 1000.

In the mean time, please enjoy the fact that in Shanghai, they label where the vampire orgies are. [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo still has a hard time not laughing at this one:


Nadja couldn't stop laughing about this vampire orgy sign


In other news, I FUCKING WARNED YOU:


I told your mother is a bear Engrish ashtray box


True story.

Love,

b

"DARE YOU GAZE AT PHOTOS OF THE DUSTIEST, CREEPIEST, MOST OUT-OF-DATE MUSEUM EVER?!" - The Sad, Dessicated Sugar Glider

Scary taxidermied sugar glider something at the Shanghai Natural History Museum

My entire photoset of the Shanghai Museum of Natural History is right here:

THIS IS THE PART YOU CLICK TO GET TO THE PICTURES.

Oh, and here's a quick video of their moving exhibit:



Love,

benjamin
benchilada: (Time Lord Seal Doctor Who Tattoo)

Why does this man seem to have such a crappy Batman tattoo?




Because it's hiding a tattoo of the name Margaret.

No name tattoos, sluggo.

Oh, and no tattoos with ballpoint ink in prison.

Lesson learned?

Love,

b
 [livejournal.com profile] primavera asked that I do a Hero/Villain drawing of Biollante for them.

Ask, and ye shall receive several years later.

Sorry I had to do it on a completely rubbish scanner.

Biollante drawing by me

You know that book? That one by Neil Gaiman?



There's a competition right now of people auditioning for a speaking role in a full-cast recording of the novel. My friend Clarissa is still in the top 20--the cut-off for consideration--but there are only a few days left and a flurry of recent votes has changed things up a bit.

Click here to vote for her.

You have to register, but it's easy and painless. You can vote once a day, so get on it!


Thanks!

b

My newest toy acquisition, which barely beats out POWER: Superior-Powered Thunderbolt Overlord Top King as the best bootleg/knockoff that I own. Click the pic for shots of the other sides of the box, which never actually say Superman. :D

Spider-Man Batman Superman awesome knock-off figure from a market in Shanghai - Probably the best bootleg I own

We had a fucking awesome week in Shanghai with my brother Nathan and old friends of hers--and new friends of mine--Tinny and Jarek. We are slowly putting up pics on our Flickr accounts. Here are some of mine and some of hers. Click on them to be whisked away to that person's Flickr account. More pics are forthcoming.

Me:

A relatively average apartment building:

A relatively average apartment building in Shanghai


If nobody's in your shop, why not nap with your dog? Makes sense to me.

Store owners get bored too


My lady eats delicious la mian Muslim noodles from a street vendor:

Nadja eats delicious cold la mian noodles from a Muslim street vendor in Shanghai

Hers:

Red panda goes OM NOM NOM on some bamboo:

Delicious stick


Ancient temple, modern city:

Ancient temple, modern city


Me eating stinky tofu, which was delicious:

benjamin eats stinky tofu for the first time

And yes, [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo and I shot several So You Don't Have To videos, including one with my little brother Nathan.

Lurve,

b
It's [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo's birthday, so I drew a ladybee for my ladybee.

It's really hard to draw something like this.

She's my dame.

Love,

b
I told Nadja that I was going to draw something that I sleepily described to her a few days ago. This thing involved a hippo, and I told her I might try to freehand it. She gave me one of those "O RLY?" looks and said we should both freehand one.

We did so--neither of us seeing what the other was drawing--and then compared notes.

I think that I should leave this without commentary, save for two from us:

"But whatever, yours does look like a pony." - [livejournal.com profile] fairyarmadillo about mine
"Yours has long legs with different lengths! It's the elusive mountain hippo!" - me about hers

Nadja Hippo vs benjamin Hippo

I am so crazy in love and we go to China in four days, one day after the play she's been working her ass off for, where she's handmade over a dozen alien costumes for junior high kids.

Yes, you'll get pics of both.

Don't say I never do nothing for you little monkeys.

Love,

b

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