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There is so much more to this photo than you get upon first glance.

Pirates? Check.
Dinosaurs? Check.

But what's going on? And where? Is there a complete pictorial essay about this situation?

If you want to know more about what

gutter_monkey is doing with his spare time, then CLICK RIGHT HERE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY.

And scroll down his LJ for even more Epic Plastic Battles.

Gonna be off to Tennessee for the weekend to see one of my oldest friends--I mean, like, you know, "have known him for a very long time" and not "He's 414 years old"--get married.

His name is Wes.

Anyways, I have some fun stuff for y'all for next week. See you then!

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I really need to start photo-documenting all the packages I get.

Recently got one from

pilliwiggan, one from

gutter_monkey, and a CD from

man_size and I've got the pics to prove it.

It's crazy. I think I'm averaging at least one package from the internet a week.

I'm actually having to make a list of who sent what, especially if it's food that good in the Food of Doom Basket. Or Basket of Food Doom. It doesn't really have an official name yet, I guess...

Reasons to love

gutter_monkey, Chapter 19:

Trust me, it's even better than you think. And this is installment...four?...of this series.

Click the pic.

Current Location: the couch
Current Music: still the HEROES marathon on G4

Quotes for the day:

"...thought I would mention that our hot water heater went out sometime around NASCAR." --

blahblahkelly

"TARDISes are hard to make. :( " --

gutter_monkey

Regarding terrible gas and more:

"A few hours later in the tent, a great evil came upon us. The rumble from the bumble was terrible and cruel, so much so that the

blark's ever alert reptilian brain sensed the imminent peril posed by this toxic smell and awoke the conscious mind, which was then able to comprehend the true horror that this was coming from within. I suppose this is what Kane must have felt like during Alien when he looked at the infant alien newly emerged from his chest. He should feel lucky that the results of his chili cheese fries and coffee choose a more traditional route." -

funranium

And today's WTF exchange:

ME: "The shoes I wear most often are: 11 1/2 Converse."

jimmahgee : "11 1/2! You're a clown, Mr. Stone. A clown."
ME: "I can also shit balloon animals."

jimmahgee: "Now that's a glorious mental image. Just spraying those fuckers all over the children as they cry, all the adults standing there not knowing what to do. On the one hand it's an impressive skill, being able to shit out balloon animals (especially in large quantities), on the other hand there's the fact they're coming out your bum.
Also the sound. It would be like if you got enough mice together that when they all squeaked there was a kind underlying roar, like a waterfall, behind the shrill sound of their little mice voices."

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Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Making The Masses Happy With Cupcakes and Blowjobs.

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