Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

How absolutely delightful!

smileybead's husband JIm--on the day before he went vegan--did a So You Don't Have To.



What wonderful people.

If you're on Facebook, I think you can view her photos of the items right-goddamned-here.

Sorry I'm so behind on SYDHT's.
And everything.
Circumstances, et cetera.

You must be so tired of me apologizing for this.

I love all of you guys.

Thanks for being here,

benjamin

To make you feel ever so slightly better about yesterday's depressing post--as well as to highlight the awesomely bizarre world we live in--I bring you the following:

World's Tallest Man Saves Plastic-Eating Dolphins.

ALL THE FINGS I BUYED IN SEATTLE!!!



Up-to-and-including The Gayest Plastic Golfer Ever!



b

EDIT: Here are the two things I left out...