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Jul. 9th, 2007 05:01 pmQuotes for the day:
"...thought I would mention that our hot water heater went out sometime around NASCAR." --![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
blahblahkelly
"TARDISes are hard to make. :( " --gutter_monkey
Regarding terrible gas and more:
"A few hours later in the tent, a great evil came upon us. The rumble from the bumble was terrible and cruel, so much so that theblark's ever alert reptilian brain sensed the imminent peril posed by this toxic smell and awoke the conscious mind, which was then able to comprehend the true horror that this was coming from within. I suppose this is what Kane must have felt like during Alien when he looked at the infant alien newly emerged from his chest. He should feel lucky that the results of his chili cheese fries and coffee choose a more traditional route." - funranium
And today's WTF exchange:
ME: "The shoes I wear most often are: 11 1/2 Converse."
jimmahgee : "11 1/2! You're a clown, Mr. Stone. A clown."
ME: "I can also shit balloon animals."
jimmahgee: "Now that's a glorious mental image. Just spraying those fuckers all over the children as they cry, all the adults standing there not knowing what to do. On the one hand it's an impressive skill, being able to shit out balloon animals (especially in large quantities), on the other hand there's the fact they're coming out your bum.
Also the sound. It would be like if you got enough mice together that when they all squeaked there was a kind underlying roar, like a waterfall, behind the shrill sound of their little mice voices."
"...thought I would mention that our hot water heater went out sometime around NASCAR." --
blahblahkelly"TARDISes are hard to make. :( " --
gutter_monkeyRegarding terrible gas and more:
"A few hours later in the tent, a great evil came upon us. The rumble from the bumble was terrible and cruel, so much so that the
blark's ever alert reptilian brain sensed the imminent peril posed by this toxic smell and awoke the conscious mind, which was then able to comprehend the true horror that this was coming from within. I suppose this is what Kane must have felt like during Alien when he looked at the infant alien newly emerged from his chest. He should feel lucky that the results of his chili cheese fries and coffee choose a more traditional route." - funranium And today's WTF exchange:
ME: "The shoes I wear most often are: 11 1/2 Converse."
jimmahgee : "11 1/2! You're a clown, Mr. Stone. A clown."ME: "I can also shit balloon animals."
jimmahgee: "Now that's a glorious mental image. Just spraying those fuckers all over the children as they cry, all the adults standing there not knowing what to do. On the one hand it's an impressive skill, being able to shit out balloon animals (especially in large quantities), on the other hand there's the fact they're coming out your bum. Also the sound. It would be like if you got enough mice together that when they all squeaked there was a kind underlying roar, like a waterfall, behind the shrill sound of their little mice voices."
