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Jun. 1st, 2007 11:09 pm"The invention of TV hasnt contributed the world as much as Penis Enlarge Patch. "
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May. 25th, 2007 08:27 pmBreaking radio silence for a moment.
Do you have evil food you think I should eat for the betterment of mankind?
You know, that can of Curried Monkey Brains that you keep seeing at the scary store on the corner.
E-mail me for my address.
moxy att tmbg dott org
Please include your LJ username in case I don't recognize your "real" name. :)
benjamin sTone
on behalf of "I Do This So You Don't Have To"
Do you have evil food you think I should eat for the betterment of mankind?
You know, that can of Curried Monkey Brains that you keep seeing at the scary store on the corner.
E-mail me for my address.
moxy att tmbg dott org
Please include your LJ username in case I don't recognize your "real" name. :)
benjamin sTone
on behalf of "I Do This So You Don't Have To"
TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:
If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.
You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?
Also, where did you learn your photoshopping skills, prison?
Finally, what's wrong with letting people--particularly young children--simply be happy with what they look like, instead of being turned into creepy porcelain doll things?
Thank you in advance for your prompt answers to my questions.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Stone
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:
If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.
You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?
Also, where did you learn your photoshopping skills, prison?
Finally, what's wrong with letting people--particularly young children--simply be happy with what they look like, instead of being turned into creepy porcelain doll things?
Thank you in advance for your prompt answers to my questions.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Stone
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Apr. 10th, 2007 09:48 amApologies for being EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL at e-mail replies.
My copy of Outlook shat itself last Thursday after I installed a program AT&T asked me to, and it took me until last night to figure out how they'd cocked it up. In the mean time, I've had to use my web interface, which is inexplicably annoying to me.
Moral Of The Story: I'm still going to be shit about answering e-mails, but at least now I can pretend that I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
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My copy of Outlook shat itself last Thursday after I installed a program AT&T asked me to, and it took me until last night to figure out how they'd cocked it up. In the mean time, I've had to use my web interface, which is inexplicably annoying to me.
Moral Of The Story: I'm still going to be shit about answering e-mails, but at least now I can pretend that I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.
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