Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:

If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.

You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?

Also, where did you learn your photoshopping skills, prison?

Finally, what's wrong with letting people--particularly young children--simply be happy with what they look like, instead of being turned into creepy porcelain doll things?

Thank you in advance for your prompt answers to my questions.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Stone

GAH!
NO NO NO NO NO!!!



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So himynameisjamie is getting all poopy with himself for getting behind on his comics lately.

He sent out the call for people to draw cats, to remind him that it's JUST FUCKING DRAWING.

I produced this evil, glass-bowl-on-his-overdeveloped-brain-that-shoots-blue-lighting fucker for him, and reminded him that if art spastics like myself can draw a "cat" that he needs to get back on the ball.

I now I give it to you, with my love.



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