GAH! SERIOUSLY!

Do I have to be sick for seven days before I'm allowed to get better?

I still have a Fuckbrain Comix about 75% done that I haven't been able to finish, and I have a Sir Reginald story that I haven't had a chance to finish because I keep freezing from fever, falling asleep, and being in a state of sick-confusion. I even got two new things added to my stack of things I need to eat So You Don't Have To, but I'm afraid to eat scary things with a weakened immune system.

What a fucking surreal week.

And this has made my LJ fascinating, too. "Oh look, benjamin posted that he's still sick. Fucking whee."

b
Ah, seventeen; the lovely age when it's time to start photoshopping a girl's breasts.



Also, they did this to Keira Knightly for King Arthur. But she was 18, so it's all okay, right?



More info.

Discuss.
TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:

If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.

You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?

Also, where did you learn your photoshopping skills, prison?

Finally, what's wrong with letting people--particularly young children--simply be happy with what they look like, instead of being turned into creepy porcelain doll things?

Thank you in advance for your prompt answers to my questions.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Stone
What's that? A delightful follow-up to yesterday's photoshopping lady with possibly the worst one I could find on her site?

OKAY!!!

Question: What's wrong with this child?





I want to go back to bed.

b

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