Here is a story:

I LOVE [profile] himynameisjamie.

The end.

This is a comic he made called PHIL THE HUNG BEETLE:
HEY KIDS! COMIX!

Yep, it's the first of my HERO / VILLAIN NEARLY-A-DAY drawings!!!
Since the whole thing was started by [profile] himynameisjamie over here on his LJ, I figured I'd do his choice first.
As such, I give you...

 A RED DALEK!!



AND AS A SPECIAL BONUS: THE SIXTH GRADER FANTASY CAMOUFLAGED ALL-TERRAIN DALEK BATTLE PLATFORM:



Yep. Still can't draw.
Special thanks go out to Lovely Wife Sara for gifting her really nice art-school colored pencil set for me to totally not-draw things with. Oh, she also bought me an acid-free protective medium-sized clear portfolio for me to store my "art" in. She's "The Bee's Balls."

Next Up: WHO KNOWS?! Feel free to add more requests.

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IT BEGINS, AND YOU GET TO PARTICIPATE. YOU CAN TELL ME WHO NOT TO DRAW.

It started with fantasticalistic cartoonifier [profile] himynameisjamie has been doing illustrations of a hero a day. They're awesomes. Shortly therafter, another comicker named [profile] ericfmyers started doing the same thing right here. They, too, bleed cool.

I certainly don't think I can keep up with that pace, but I'm going to do my damnedest.

I know there are ten or twenty new people here from the last few weeks, so if you didn't know, there are a lot of Things I Can't Draw. Indeed, everything is something that I can't draw. Except a coffeemaker and dudes with pill-shaped heads attached to tanks by bendy things.

But I digress.

Point is, I'm going to be taking suggestions for not just heroes that you want me to draw, but villains as well, and while I'm expecting mostly comic book characters, feel free to throw in other people. Let's be honest, though, and if you say "Michael Caine in GET CARTER" then it's going to just look like a shittily drawn person. At fucking best.

Try to keep to things with an actual distinctive look. Doesn't matter how obscure they are, I'll do 'em.

Oh, and I'm gonna go answer some more of those five questions things, as I still have some left. Feel free to add to those, too, back at one of the entries.

Off I go, my monkeys.

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[profile] himynameisjamie mentioning me has kicked my ass back into gear. Also, I now owe him sweet sweet nookie.

If you got here via him, THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT HE IS MADE OF AWESOME.
Everybody else should go dig on his comics and hystericalisms.

I should have a short story for you by tonight, though. And maybe some Genny Spite fan art.

In the mean time, rummage here: Sir Reginald, Fuckbrain Comix, Toys In the Bookstacks, Things I Can't Draw, Fiction.

Also, last night I sat on a Chinese mushroom and it looked like I shat my pants and wiped it on the couch.

Which is what really happened.

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So [profile] himynameisjamie is getting all poopy with himself for getting behind on his comics lately.

He sent out the call for people to draw cats, to remind him that it's JUST FUCKING DRAWING.

I produced this evil, glass-bowl-on-his-overdeveloped-brain-that-shoots-blue-lighting fucker for him, and reminded him that if art spastics like myself can draw a "cat" that he needs to get back on the ball.

I now I give it to you, with my love.



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