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Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

Between protesting Governor Rauner’s “right to work” bullshit–he’s at the I-Hotel today, so a hoard of people are going over to shout at him–and protesting Tasers, and going to City Council meetings–congrats, Aaron!–and volunteering at the Champaign County Humane Society, and helping more at home as Nadja makes Carnivale Debauche costumes and…look, we been busy.

I have no larger project right now, so have some more dick jokes.

Love,
benjamin

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

I’ve been busy, but I drew you something anyway.

If you’re “lucky,” there’ll be more on Thursday!

Captain Cold and Zatanna in ROLE REVERSAL

A) The Drug Entry has become huge and fascinating!

B) The November 18th episode--number 109--of Dan Savage's podcast is amazing. Beyond the usual fun sort of stuff he talks usually talks about, there's some stunningly uplifting post-Prop 8 thoughts in there.

C) This should be somebody's autobiography title, via

interdisciple => "I Didn't Get High but the Chili Tasted Awesome."

D)

E) Have a good weekend, my sexy little monkeys.

Current Music: BBC World Service on KCRW (streaming)

Okay, shitty English aside...IS THAT A FUCKING ILLUSTRATION OF THE VEINS IN A PENIS? Yeah, that really makes me wanna try your product, slugger...

Current Location: the couch
Current Music: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition in the background

Quote of the Night:

"Don't be a creature of hate, be a creature of love. Open up and love me, and love all men and women as often as you can, and has HARD as you can. The penis and vagina are the microphone in which you must shout your prayers to god." -

bougieman

Current Music: "She's My Baby" - Mazzy Star

LATE NIGHT IN THE STONE HOUSEHOLD (Post-DQ Blizzard Consumption)

HER: Men are from marzipan...
HIM: Women are from penis.

Also, we've been singing "Speaking words of wisdom, let it peeeee!"

We make no apologies.

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Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

Making The Masses Happy With Cupcakes and Blowjobs.

Entries tagged with penis

Still busy; have some more dick joke art

Here, have a weird dick joke

Is her tongue faster than his trigger?

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I love terrible spam...

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