benchilada: (Internet Monkey King)

Haven't done it in a year-and-a-half, so...


MONKEY ROLL CALL!


There are a shitload of you and I don't know all of you, nor will I ever be able to. Still, I like to have photo reference. I even have a folder on Bettie (my laptop) with photos from the previous times I've done this, with filenames like "smileybead from LJ." Don't think of it as a nightmarish obsession, think of it as "My Brain Doesn't Fucking Remember Anything Are These My Pants Oh God Not Again."

Anyway, here's your chance to show off.


Take a picture of yourself right now.

Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair, just take the picture.

Post the picture with no editing.

Beneath it, give us a brief bio, tell us where you live online, and what it is you do that should delight us.

Me at work

Damn, my teeth look all gnarly in this photo...in any event...

BRING IT!


Love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Internet Monkey King
FUCK-YOU-ALL-THE-CLOCK-WORK-DE-STROY-ER-OF-HOPE-WILL-BE-UN-LEASHED-FROM-THE-E-TER-NAL-DISC-OF-NIGHT-MARES-NOW-WHO'S-LAUGH-ING-HA-HA-HA-HA.



Via [livejournal.com profile] city_of_dis, the "squid[ish thingy], with a mouth that looks disturbingly like that of a rabid human toddler."



Promachoteuthis sulcus
This massive mural is on the wall of a Mexican restaurant here in Champaign-Urbana called La Bamba's.

For years, we've called it something like the "Holy Shit, That's Really Fucking Scary. I Think That's Culinary Sexual Assault" mural, but thanks to the internet, now four words can float magically in the sky and sum it up for us all.


Link to a larger version for perspective...
Via [personal profile] chronovore, the creepiest thing I've seen in a while...

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