OOK-OOK, EEK-EEK, MOTHERBITCHES.

[benchilada]

Haven't done it in a year-and-a-half, so...

MONKEY ROLL CALL!

There are a shitload of you and I don't know all of you, nor will I ever be able to. Still, I like to have photo reference. I even have a folder on Bettie (my laptop) with photos from the previous times I've done this, with filenames like "smileybead from LJ." Don't think of it as a nightmarish obsession, think of it as "My Brain Doesn't Fucking Remember Anything Are These My Pants Oh God Not Again."

Anyway, here's your chance to show off.

Take a picture of yourself right now.

Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair, just take the picture.

Post the picture with no editing.

Beneath it, give us a brief bio, tell us where you live online, and what it is you do that should delight us.



Damn, my teeth look all gnarly in this photo...in any event...

BRING IT!

Love,

Your Friendly Neighborhood Internet Monkey King