FILE UNDER: Context Is For The Weak
SUBHEADING: Things Not To Shout In Restaurants

"MEIN KAMPF!"
"You know, I don't want squishy crickets." - Kevin Oh
CONVERSATIONS HAD WHILE MAKING GUACAMOLE:

ME: [sarcastically] Well, honey, you are kinda a prude, so maybe her shirt wasn't really that low-cut...
SARA: Puppies, benjamin. Puppies popping out of her shirt. Little golden retrievers coming out of her laundry basket.

February 2019

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