benchilada: (Internet Monkey King)

The plural of Sith is now Siths.

Say it.

It's a fucking terrible word.

I have a disorder that makes me hate to say words that feel wrong, but them's the breaks.

The plural of Sith is not Sith. That's crap.

It's Siths.

Jesus, what have I done?

Will you forgive me, The Internet?

Siths. Sithssssss.

Fuck.

FILE UNDER: Context Is For The Weak
SUBHEADING: Things Not To Shout In Restaurants

"MEIN KAMPF!"
Yeah, yeah, I'll get you some content tomorrow or something.
Right now I have an edit to do.

Also, Sara was falling asleep two nights ago and asked me to put her contacts away for her.
I did.
And I used the wrong lens stuff.
The stuff I used had hydrogen peroxide in it.

She's now having to put drops in her eye to help the pain and healing of a burned cornea.

I'm a fucking asshole.
I know it was an accident, please don't tell me that.
It doesn't make me feel any better.
If you're new to my LJ, don't worry, these only happen about every 8 months.

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MEME GET IN THE CAR! )
OCD be damned, I simply cannot--mentally--wade through nine days of entries.

I tried, people, and it's taking a tremendous amount of willpower to give this up.

If I missed something awesome, interesting, or otherwise, let me know.

Otherwise, I just need to stop.

b
Dear Interwebs,

In the three days (!!!) we have been apart, I have missed you so much.
Am still in Seattle, and must abandon you for another few hours.
Soon I will be back to you.

I'm so sorry I left, baby.

I'm'a hump the SHIT outta you when I get back.

Love,

benjamin lee sTone
Sorry I haven't had any writing for you lately, kids.
June was a busy month, and this was a busy weekend.

Maybe this week I'll have something for you.

At least you've had some Things I Can't Draw to "enjoy."

b

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