Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.

CONVERSATIONS HAD WHILE MAKING GUACAMOLE:

ME: [sarcastically] Well, honey, you are kinda a prude, so maybe her shirt wasn't really that low-cut...
SARA: Puppies, benjamin. Puppies popping out of her shirt. Little golden retrievers coming out of her laundry basket.

Random Pictures.

Remember when I said I didn't want to get caught drawing a robot for sale in the snow during a meeting? Well, I got caught. And here's the robot.



Did I ever claim my drawings didn't suck? Shut up.

( And here are three more pictures that have no relation to each other at all. )

Today was finish-editing-Iron-Wok-Jan-v.18-and-study-for-library-test day. Tomorrow is library test day, but I'm hoping to write something that uses the phrase "EXPLODE WITH PERFECTION!"

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Current Music: Isaac Mizrahi interviewing Madonna. His show on Style Network cracks my ass up.
Last Movie: King Kong at Boardman's
Current Book: Just finished THE PUSH MAN by Yoshihiro Tatsumi...and I'm not sure what's next